So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
Full Version: Some Funny Riddles
1 K
2 Girlfriend ki mila ke bees
3) Safed chaddi phat gayi hai.Ref my link
4) Padosi ki jeb mein daal deta hai
2 Girlfriend ki mila ke bees
3) Safed chaddi phat gayi hai.Ref my link
4) Padosi ki jeb mein daal deta hai
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Jan 27 2005, 04:03 AM)
So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
Eleven
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
Eleven
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
QUOTE(man123 @ Feb 18 2005, 12:17 PM)
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Jan 27 2005, 04:03 AM)
So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
Eleven
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
Eleven
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
Aiyen
ye kiya, Aanser kahan??
Few more funny riddles:
1Asmaan mein laakhon taare, Pradeep ki height batao
2Zameen pe ghaas ugi hui hai, Unni ka ghar kaunse floor par hai
3Rediff ka mailbox 100 MB ho gaya hai, Nimmi ka weight batao
4Rafi is the most handsome siinger, Chitralekha kahan gayi ye batao
5Bache man ke sache, Jai Bawra bansuri bajata ya ganna khata, batao
1Asmaan mein laakhon taare, Pradeep ki height batao
2Zameen pe ghaas ugi hui hai, Unni ka ghar kaunse floor par hai
3Rediff ka mailbox 100 MB ho gaya hai, Nimmi ka weight batao
4Rafi is the most handsome siinger, Chitralekha kahan gayi ye batao
5Bache man ke sache, Jai Bawra bansuri bajata ya ganna khata, batao
QUOTE(zankib @ Feb 25 2005, 10:41 AM)
Few more funny riddles:
1Asmaan mein laakhon taare, Pradeep ki height batao
2Zameen pe ghaas ugi hui hai, Unni ka ghar kaunse floor par hai
3Rediff ka mailbox 100 MB ho gaya hai, Nimmi ka weight batao
4Rafi is the most handsome siinger, Chitralekha kahan gayi ye batao
5Bache man ke sache, Jai Bawra bansuri bajata ya ganna khata, batao
1Asmaan mein laakhon taare, Pradeep ki height batao
2Zameen pe ghaas ugi hui hai, Unni ka ghar kaunse floor par hai
3Rediff ka mailbox 100 MB ho gaya hai, Nimmi ka weight batao
4Rafi is the most handsome siinger, Chitralekha kahan gayi ye batao
5Bache man ke sache, Jai Bawra bansuri bajata ya ganna khata, batao
1) 5 foot 5 inch
2) 3rd floor
3) 65kg
4) Exam ki tayari
5) Maloom nahin pachas paise wapas le le
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Jan 27 2005, 04:03 AM)
So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
BHAIYO.... KYA MAIN HI BATA DOON ANSWERS?????????
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Feb 26 2005, 04:10 AM)
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Jan 27 2005, 04:03 AM)
So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
1. What is there in the middle of sky?
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?
BHAIYO.... KYA MAIN HI BATA DOON ANSWERS?????????
Please go ahead. We require daring persons like u to answer
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Jan 27 2005, 04:03 AM)
So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky? ' K'
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?none
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?coz they couldnt fit into the white ones
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?burp!
1. What is there in the middle of sky? ' K'
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?none
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?coz they couldnt fit into the white ones
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?burp!
Masoom kya hamri answers teek hai kya
QUOTE(Nimii @ Feb 26 2005, 11:11 AM)
QUOTE(masoomkamal @ Jan 27 2005, 04:03 AM)
So give the funny answers.
1. What is there in the middle of sky? ' K'
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?none
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?coz they couldnt fit into the white ones
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?burp!
1. What is there in the middle of sky? ' K'
2. How many fingers do you have in both hands?none
3. Why does the elephant wear only black coloured shorts?coz they couldnt fit into the white ones
4. What does a Chinese do with the skin of banana after eating it?burp!
Masoom kya hamri answers teek hai kya
ONLY FIRST IS RIGHT.
THE RIGHT ANSWERS ARE:
1. It is K.
2. Eight including two thumbs.
3. Because the elephant has only black coloured shorts. (Poor fellow).
4. He throws it into the bin. (Simple isn't it?)
Eight 'Excluding' thumbs.
O there goes my score down the dump..
a depressed contestant
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a depressed contestant
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QUOTE(AzgarKhan @ Feb 27 2005, 06:05 AM)
Eight 'Excluding' thumbs.
oH...........eK hI bAAT hAI YAAR ! ! !
QUOTE(Nimii @ Feb 27 2005, 04:48 PM)
O there goes my score down the dump..
a depressed contestant
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a depressed contestant
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Nimii ji..... dont be depressed......here is a very very simple riddle for you.
WO KAUN SI KALI HAI, JO KABHI PHOOL NAHIN BAN SAKTI?
Think pls.
chipKALI 
he he he
he he he
QUOTE(Nimii @ Feb 28 2005, 09:09 AM)
chipKALI
he he he
he he he
Well done Nimii ji...... 100 out of 100 !!!
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I did it
Guys and gals mere taraf sab icecream khaa lijiye
*slurp* *slurp* that was choco-nut sundae yum yum
N
Guys and gals mere taraf sab icecream khaa lijiye
*slurp* *slurp* that was choco-nut sundae yum yum
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