Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Kayoon?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.


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Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Good one!

sonu

lo eek aur

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le hun Karle Number Note'

good one

Ek meri taraf se :-->

Santa- Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this !

Santa te banta...
NASA wala joke suna hai?