kyon bhai, koi gujju chokri mil gayi hai kya ?

Cheers,

kya baat hai Shyam bhai.. aap aur Gurarati sikhenge..???? Kya aap yahan bata sakte hai kyon? ya phir....

That is what u call an Ahmedabad effect

GKS come back home, all starry eyed hehehehehe

bataao bataao kaun hai woh haseen pari jisne tera dil churayaa!!!!!!!!

N

Ab main kya bataaon......
Hehehehe Nothing so re...... What "Ahmedabad effect" and all..... LOL Khair..... chokri ab tak mili toh nahin... Itni jaldi thodi hota hai sab But no harm in trying na Kya pata.... language seekhkar impress kar paya toh!!!!

GKS

Beware GKS, I learnt 7 languages, but nothing came of it

The way to a woman's heart isn't by learning languages...

Oh God!!!!! That's experience speaking now....

But languages ka faayda na hua toh kya...... you got a girl finally na... Now tell me.... what was the 'successful' way to the woman's heart you finally tread on??? Atleast that should be of some help to me na

So he tried his hand with magic haina Mandrakeaah

GKS, I am still trying to figure out what happened....

Nahinnnn!!!! Yaane ki mera kuch bhi nahin hoga???

GKS you are in the best position ever!!

Why do you want to get into unwanted zamelas?

If u wait for that magic to happen definitely kuchh nahi hoga!

Move ur rear and do something now!

N

Language seekh lo gks... ladki pataane na sahi...gaana samajhne mein kaam aayega !
(and that IS experience speaking !!! )

and "item" ko impress karne language ki zaroorat hoti hi hai.. unka mind language samajhna padta hai..except that all men have failed repeatedly and miserably so far

O my ggggod Nimii!!!
I never knew that the rear could be put to such uses!! :dumbstruck:

Lo ek aur janab aagaya!

Grrr Vivz tum pehle apna istatus teek karo.. baad mein experience ki baat kar

N

Mandrake it depends on who is moving what

N

Besides, GKS, have you seen Anand (Rajesh Khanna wala)?

He goes to learn gujarati to pataao a girl, right?

I hope you know what happened to him in the end....

Gosh Nimii!! You are getting into deeper and deeper meanings

Now are you trying to say that someone else should move Shyam's...


Bachaaaaao!!!

Mera status theek karne ka theka to HF ke logon ne le rakkha hai..... aur sab kaamchor nikal rahein hain !!!
Bas ek Bhanu hi hai....

And as for learnign languages for sole purpose of pataaoing.. it IS experience wunly !! not a very successful one, albeit..... but an experience nevertheless !!

goshhhhhhhhhh mandrake now dont say that u know gujju also...........

visu ko ab bhanu hi achhi lagegi..... bechara dil ka mara

Divz, a bambaiyya not knowing Gujarati?

Aisa kabhi ho sakta hai bhala?

So me "trying" to come to certain conclusions.... after going through all your wise & "experienced" comments........

1. I will try to learn Gujju after all......... but not use it for pataafying the girl Can't think of ending up as Anand Part-2
2. Language can be used for other purposes... apart from pataafying gals (Ref: Mandrake & Vivs ) So no harm in learning.....
3. How to use your rear for pataafying a gal!!!! To be learnt from Nims
4. Mandrake seems to scare me away from trying my hand at pataafying a gal........ by all means..... Tips dena toh door..... is trying to make me re-think my plans now......

Ab koi madad karne waala hai hbi yah nahin!!!!!

GKS, why don't you start a separate thread? "How to pataao a girl".

And a counter-one: "how to pataao a guy"

Then I wont be able to learn Gujju na........ Different purposes of the threads na........

For someone from the Western suburbs, esp from Borivali ... Gujju comes before Marathi !!

oh

Aur Kya Kya Seekhoge ... Sudhar jao MANIBEN ke chakkar mein kahi apni language na bhool jana...

By the way... KHAANGI WAAT (secret talk) ...... "GUJJU GIRLS ARE VERY ZAABRI"
... LOL

wow BJ, deadly combination....a Jabri Maniben????? Bhaago!!!!

What's your Matrubhasha Shaymji?

Gujarati, Marathi and Hindi are very close to eachother and I have a theory that if you know two of the three, you can speak the third one (at least understand) very easily. It has more exception than rules but I think it works.

Pranav

Mandrake jab dekho ulta matlab nikaalte ho

N

he he he.. me will be teacher for "how to patao a guy"

vaise babbaiya gujju to jaan hi sakta hai.. par jyada to bhi to nahi jaanega na....

aur ye sare gujju khaas kar ke BJ.. kya apni bhaasha me kaana-fusi kar rahe hain,.... ???????

Divz

Kitne guys ko pataya re tune!!

N

kitne bataye.. count karna muskil hai.......

So the lessons starting and ending with "ZABRI MANIBEN"??? That's all??? Or do I see yet another thread going to dogs.....er ... spammers???

Tamne madad karvano khoob anand thase

Will be more than happy to help you .

But aren't there few "zabri Manibens" around??

Cheers,

Vivek, bachke

Jenu kaam tenu thaai, beeja kare so gota khaai

ye to meri se ustadan nikli re

Shame on you, u must keep a count na!!!!!!!!!!!

N

Mandrakeaah translation puhleez

Jiska kaam wohi jaane. Doosra karega toh doobega

Good ... now I know u dunno any word of gujju... so guys we can discuss about divz in guju now .... so want me to start with :-- Aa divz bahu Chaampli chhe ke nahi .. LOL...

Divz is big chatterbox isnt it!! Isnt that what u saying BJ

How mean!!

N

Well said!!! (Saw this only today). You even know the proverbs

Cheers,

Well.. only count what he doesnt know.. wouldnt have to do much math!!
sigh!

the taunt is debilitating

You taunting my mathability

wasnt a taunt
was a compliment
but as always .. i was misunderstood

as always - you don't make yourself clear at the level of us lesser mortals...

Was a taunt alright, Shivani !!!

You seriously under-estimate his ability to come up with a looooooooooooooooong list of stuff that he doesnt know !

Well said Vivz
How about starting it right here?

1) dunno konkani (sob-sob raised to infinity)
2) dunno malayalam
3) dunno how to bowl a googly
4) dunno how to write with mah left hand
5)... can I go on? (and on and on and on?)

now thats again an underhanded compliment
sigh

btw you guys heard about omnipotence paradigm

*who am i kidding ofc they have*

no, no, no...

pls pls pls tell us na