YES!! YES!!! Very Right!!!

What is that right right ?!??!?!?!

N

oru masama? Isn't it also in Tamil?

ariyu means to know? Taking a guess. Ah, loads of words. Priya ji, if you are my teacher it's better. Nimz uses the dictionary

What does pattule mean?

where did I say I am ur teacher

Me to gotto learn the words properly. I can understand Malayalam a little bit tho!

N

are re no sobbing Me just kidding re. Pri, said you are the teacher!

Priyz keeps writing stuff na about me, dont believe her ok?

N

Even if she says you are a nice creature?

Especially if I say that!!!!!

Teacher answering all kiddies questions one by one.

Right right would be sheri sheri. Ya many wds are like Tamil.
Wanna say that is right in a full sentence : athu (most ending 'u's are pronounced like er in mother etc not like u in Kannada) sheri aanu.

Ariyu is know.

Pattule (be done as in question--can it not be done?)
Cannot be done would be pattula.

See I told u

N

That was cool Teacher ji. I still can't construct a sentence out of the few words I've learnt. I will in a few days though. Teacher ji any more gyaan for the day?

Endaayi Ivede? Inii......Adhyaaapakiyum odi poyee...... Studenteyum kandillyaa.....

ellaam poyi ..

Nyaanum poyi

N

The blind leading the blind!

There is also a saying in Malayalam that the cockeyed is king in the land of the blind!

Subject: An educational and inspiring guide on how to name your kids as if you are a Mallu Christian.

Extra Statutory Warning: If you are a Mallu with the pride of Kerala inyour loins, DO NOT read any further.

It has been a well kept secret for eons, shrouded in mystery and a maze of deceit, but finally Itty Boben Jacob Elias Kuruvilla from Pazhookaville, near Kottarothumailill, Thelmasherry, Kerala, has consented to let us publish this classified Mallu formula, never put in print before and only passed on from generation to generation by word of mouth to guarantee exclusivity, on the naming of Mallu Christian kids. Guidelines go as follows :

1. Select a combination of the mother's and father's names. e.g.: Suresh and Gina = Suji or Joseph and Beena = Jobi

2. The addition of a 'mon' (meaning son) or 'mol' (meaning daughter) is optional. eg: Sujimol, Jobimon.

3. To attach a modern anglicised feel to the names, the mol or mon can be replaced with boy or girl. eg: Jobiboy, Sushagirl.

4. For the politically correct Keralite family, mol and mon can be replaced by the universal 'Kutty' (child), which can be used for both boys and girls eg: Jokutty, Susikutty.

5. Even parents having combination names themselves can still give their children suitable names eg: Libi and Jobi = Lijo.

6. However, in the scenario where the parents already have combination names that cannot form more comprehensible names eg: Itty and Amukutty, would produce only Itam (which doesn't even sound like a name) or Amit (which is too Northie sounding and stuff!!), then

a. Use an English word like Baby, Merry, Titty, Pearly, Brighty, Smiley, Anarchy, etc.

b. Use a combination of two English names that you think sound cool (but never cool enough) like Meredith + Gina = Megi, or Sharon + Darlene = Sharlene.

c. Use a name from the Bible (and not Nebuchadnezzar!). Use one that even Velliammachi can pronounce) like Jacob, Sam, John, Joseph, Mathew, or Jijo!

d. Use a name that sounds like a cuss word but isn't. eg: Boben, Prussy, Shagi, Justin Timberlake etc.

Note: The use of the letter 'j' is useful in the naming of siblings where names that sound alike are a novelty. Eg: Ajji, Sajji, Majji, Bhajji and Nimajji, or Sijo, Lijo, Jijo, Anjo, Panjo, Banjo.

Not too complicated really, once you get the hang of it?

An afterthought:

Q: What do you call a Mallu kid who sticks his nose into other people's business?

A: Pokemon

Aarude kaaryam aanu parayunathu?
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hahahahaha PRiyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N

That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

So why U no name Ur kids like that?

But seriously Mallu names are terrible!!!! Most often U do not know if it is a boy or a girl. I know male and female Ajjus and Sajis and Sajus and Rijus. Ayyo!!!!!!!

And sometimes the parents do not even know what they are naming their kids!!!
I have heard from my grandad of a couple who named their daughter Harlet!!!!! They heard the name Charlotte on radio!!!!

And as a teacher I sometimes have to keep myself from laughing when I read out the attendence register. Icy Paul. Abin--that's a girl ok. Jimi--another girl. Soya!!!!! Why soya???? One poor girl hoever takes the cake: Tipsy!!! Exactly that spelling!!!! Poor thing.

And my friend was telling me of a girl in another college who has this humiliating name. Kya sochke rakha uske gharwalon ne? Shity Paul!!!!!

Ayyo...... Paavapatta Jantu...

Eee noolu chatto? Nammude suhurtukkal evide? Idikyu chettan poyi, baki ellavarum valare terrakkil aanu ennu tonunnu.

Sheri aane..... ennikyum angene tanne toni..... ellevarum valare terakkil aane..... arrinum samayam kittinilyaa ivede varaan Ee Nooley Uyirthukaan valengilum cheyyanam........ Endu parayunnu?

Nammal moonu peru maathramey illo ivadey.

Pakshey ithil oru vyakti iruvadu perudey samsaaram cheyyum!

Oh!!! Adu aaru aayirikyum?

Vichitra jeevi aanennu tonunnu. Ningalde koranganmaar aano?

Allangil namude GKS-ine chatter box ennu villicho?

Nyaan tanne kitti alle? Athyaadhikamaayittu samsaarikyunna yantram parayaan??? Engene aane ellavarkum angene toniyada???? Nyaan ...... oru paavapatta jantu......

Adu parayaan 9 smilie um 12 vaakum!!!!!

Ayyo...... Ende case theernu Inni nyaan endu parayaan!!!

Nyan ningale tolpicho? Appol samsarathil ennikaano middukku?

Wow..so many mallus

Njaanum oru malayali aanu

Swagatham!

"So many" onnum illya. Nengalu kurachu perey maathramey ivadey ullo.

Beautiful pic as your signature!

Anya rajyathinde padam. Namude naadu Keralam alla.
Suswagatham Ishooji!!!!

Enda? Keralathil kolavum thaaraavum illyey? Aa padam Irinjalakudayil eduttha aayirikkyum. Ende veedindey pinnilu.

Nandi Unni

Hindi songsinulla oru forathil kurachengil kurachu malloosine kandappol enikku valara santhosham aayi

thanks for the compliment...Yep its a beautiful one

aaaw....Priya keralathinte nalla oru padam kittumo ennu nokaate ketto

Nandi for the swagatham

Evidey aanu ningaldey vilaasam?

Athu shariyanallo

Appol Unnide veedu irinjalakudayil aanu alle..Njaan avide oru pravashyam poyittundu...Ente veedu malabaril aanu

Ippol njaan keralathinete thalasthana nagariyil aanu ullathu

Bhaagyavaan! Poorva janmathiley nalla karmangaludey bhalam aanu. IJK kaanaan saadhichulo! Ini ellaam nannaai varum.

Keralathinte nalla oru padam:

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Njaan meen pidikyaam. Priya athu vechhu thannu, Ishoo-nu vilambi tharum! Paavam, nalla kuttiyaanu. Chelappo vazhakku koodum, attrayey illo. Manasu shuddham aanu. Thalakyu kuracchu kozhappam indu, ennu maathram.

Adey! Tanikyu vendu matram Keralathil Autumn-vum undavum, alley?

Ishoo-vinde tallekyu kuzhappam undennu parayunnu!!!!

Innu parijiyapettulu, annitu inganate vartamanum.Maha moshum.

Ishooney patti aarum onnum paranjillya. Verey oru vyaktiyeypatti aanu njaan paranjathu. Paavam, thallakkyu sookham illyathaval.

Hehehe.... I had to wait for this before making a re-appearence here..... isn't it?? Valare Nanni Unni Saare Or else the 'person' in question would have definitely put it on my head


Suswaagatham Ishoo Ji Valare Santhosham Aayi ningale ivede kandutta.... Ningalne ee forum valare ishtam aayi ennu agrahikyunnu

Shyaama!!!
Nyan ezhuthiyathu vaayichu.
Chiricho mone, karayenda samvidhanam nyaan undaki taraam.

Adil Eppovum Ningal Midukki Aanalle???

Nyaan Shyamane eppol kareipichhu? Epozhum snehathodu koodi maatram perumaarittullu.

Ithra sheriyaakki Malayaalam samsaarikyumbol oru cheriya Malayaalam paattinde artham parayaan kazhinjille .. Oru sheriyaaytta Malayaali ille ivade ? Oru chakkan undaayurnnu ... pakshe.... avanum poyi..

Ishoo-saare/madam: Malayaalam thread-ill ningalde swaagatham

Enneyaano uddeshichathu....nhaan engum poyittilla....evide povaan...jeena yaham(HF) marna yaham iske siva jaana kahaam

pinne nhaan oru Malayalam-malayalam dictionary vaangaan theerumaanichu....next time Keralathil povumbol....appol ningalkku nhaan translate cheythutharaam ethra paattukal
venamenkilum

by the way aarudeyenkilum kaiyil 'vaisaaga sandhye'(chitra version) undenkil enikku email cheythu tharumo

ashr777@yahoo.com

Adikyu chettanne aanu udeshichadu ennu tonunoo.
Visu, enikku tappi tappi parayaan ariyaam, patum, kavitayum, sahityavum ariyilla.

Priya, Ningalde aadyatei uttaram nokittu enikyi toni ningal enne karayapikyaan pohunnu. Adinil vendi tanne nyaan angene ezhudi Enne Kshamikyane Peace

Vivs-ina edu paatinde artham vendiyaayirunnu??? Vallum prema-gaanam undaayirikyum Hmm... Angene nokiyaal, enikyum bhangiaayita Malayalam arinyooda...... pakshe nammal ellorum cherna oru kai nokaam.... endu parayunnu?

sheriyaayttu kandipidicchyu, shyaama ! prema-geetham thanne undaayirnnu. Nyaan ende Raadhike-ya villikyunna paattu aana.. pakshe endae Raadhika... annum kaetilla... innum kaetkinnillaa

Paattindae mukhda ezhudhi tharaam.... translate cheiyyaan pattiyaal antare-kki povaam.

gOpaanganae aathmaavilae swara muraLiyil Ozhughum
saarangayil paalolumen vara mangala kalike
raadhike varu varu nilaavin paarvalliyin aadaan
Omane varu varu vasantham poonthein chOraaraayi
karaveera thalirithalil maakanda ponnilayil
raasa lola yaamamaadi....tharilidhamaai

(lyrics -- MIO)

Nandi Ishta pettu,forumvum ividuthe membersineyum ...Pakshe ee forum othiri valuthanu.




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Saaralla...madam aanu ketto