A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.
The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."

The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time,
but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd he will gather all the required fine"

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- Chahat

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