Lets play a new game
we start with a statement and everyone will keep adding lines to build a rumour!!!! there shouldnt be a bit of truth in those lines and it should be funny no bad words!!!!
when we have had enough of one topic we can change the statement by common consent!!!

eg. i post " Preet got engaged to Abhishek Bachchan"
the next person posts "they will be getting married on moon"

so there.... the first line is

Soniya Gandhi joined BJP

And she will join Advani for the next rath-yatra

Cheers,

Next rumor:
"BJP is getting engaged to Abhishek Bachchan"

and they will be spending their honeymoon in Ash's flat

not really! Preety has magnanimously booked a trip for Abhishek and BJP for Bihar

Ok lets all be mature here and try to spread this rumor with all seriousness. At least learn from the creator of this thread how to do that


Next rumor:
Someone steals one of the wheels of the rath in broad day light

but still Advani went on with their yatra bumping around on one wheel and Soniya sang zaraa haulle haulle chalo more saajna....


Ash!!! you say i spread rumor!!!

..which A R Rehman heard and was so impressed that decided to sign Sonia for his next musical blockbuster.




nah you just cook it, spread to apne aap ho jata hai

Preety,
Sarasar jhoota ilzaam, I only said that u start the rumor, its the other who spread it

Next rumour:
They see a runaway bride passing by, quickly grab her tooti phooti cycle and start singing, hey maine kasam li liiiiii, hey tune kasam li liiiiiiii

that is as much a rumor as this game is meant for aur parallel rumors nahi chalaana main hi mili subko badnaam karne ke liye!!!

nahi khelte.. koi dekhta bhi nahi.
sab jhoothon ko game mubarak

bus lagaa diya naa break!!!! kisko dikhana dekhna hai

the runaway bride fell in love with the ghoda khiching the rath

I am , kaise khelte hain yeh game... when does one start a new rumor for example?

Simble hai T mom!!!!! you just add on to the last sentence making it more scandalous or if you have had enough of the topic just give a new line

Oic - (kya kya mindless game khelte rehte hain tumhare saath, with very weird side effects I assure you) (aaj meri maut nischit hain )

the runaway bride fell in love with the ghoda khiching the rath
and they eloped ditching the poor rath

Rumor .. yaani ki Aafwah



actually Ghoda ditched them for Basanti… no I mean Dhanno

Dhanno was actually a shrapit Princess who would turn back into a girl as soon as a Ghoda kissed her!!!

Now i know how they got idea for "Shrek".

Ok let me take over the rumor/story from here onward

Touched by the love of the princess (ie runaway bride), the ghoda magically turns into a handsome prince. Then he tells the princess that he is actually the groom to be, who couldnt come to his own wedding (and that was the reason y bride decided to run), coz he was needed to kheech the rath. All gile shikve were settled and they both lived happily ever after. So the moral of the story is, if someone is busy blame it on Sonia Gandhi

Next rumour:
"Mallika Sherawat is planning to become a nun"

and Imraan Hashmi will be the next pope!!!!!

reading this.. many catholics have decided to get converted to hinduism

And there will be even more conversion once they hear that Himesh Reshamiya is going to sing songs in all the churches

And Udita will also be there

er- and henceforth all the Ex- nuns, popes and choir singers will be in mahesh bhatt's movie

and the name will be "Nun-Ster"

I hear "Nun-Ster" will star Mallika Sherawat as Mother Superior .... ( what a waste!!)

I see men queuing before churches just to get a glimpse at the Mother superior...

.....and Emran Hashmi has been given the role of a Choir boy (who is a secret agent) who takes good care of Mother superior(Mallika...)from all those men queing up to catch a glimpse of her...

Is Choirboy empowered to kiss Mother Superior ?

Oops Blasphemy!! at least not in the open....

Lets start afresh.... :smile;

Fidel castro comes to India to set up a true socialist Democracy.

He is amazed at the possiblities in India...... He decided to make Madame Sonia Gandhi his PRO.....

Strangely communists start to protest since they feel he is an outsider. Talk about diversity with in communism

So they decide to start a new party called CPI ( A to Z ).

Of course there were protests by the newly appointed PRO as she wanted the party to be called CPI(I-S)(Indira to Sonia)....Finally they settled on CPI(A-Z)...

Then they started to select the party emblem. Sonia had this bright idea of having a Sickle and hammer beside the Cow and Calf. ( She loves ham burgers, ofcourse. )

...And, Finally it was decided that the party would carry the emblem with the Cow and the calf carrying the sickle and the hammer much to everyone's satisfaction...

Then Mrs Sonia Maino appointed Mr Rahul Gandhi as Youth president and Mrs Priyanka Gandhi as Cultural Ambassador of the Party.

Pizza and Pasta became our national staple food.

Advani starts CHAVAL BACHAO andolan.

And this time around he starts "Bail gaadi Yatra"

Laloo objects to this Yatra, as he is sure that the Bullocks will be tired. He instead asks Government to transport them free to any place in India.

And ever wondered how that chara ghotala came to existence? There are the roots of that issue.

So once he transported those bails, his account books had to show fodder purchase too. Prefect scenario

But Castro objected to that saying that a pure havana cigar would make a bail run for twenty hours without getting tired. He further revealed that it is the secret of his Energy.

Harbhajan Singh honoured with Sir Don Bradman Award

Harbhajan Singh honoured with Sir Don Bradman Award

Ricky ponting and Symonds along with Hayden are awarded the Gentlemen of the Cricket award jointly.

Steve Bucknor presented the award.

Yeh beech mai… harbhajan kidher se aaya?

Harbhajan scratched his armpits with both hands while taking award

The australian press printed in bold letters " BAJJI GOT MAIDS " ( Monkey Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome ) .