I enjoyed the movie even though I was not too keen about seeing it. Sallu Khan aint my favourite!!!!!! The thought of seeing him 2 1/2 hrs was not a very easy thing for me!!
The movie starts off with baby Sallu.. growing up to be a hot headed angry man! (a good 10 minutes of growing up!!!!!!!!!!!!) He kiks the s*** out off the basket ball players who try to paw his fiancée Amrita Arora! The next scene is Sallu in the court with the judge listing out the past history of bashing! He is pardoned with a fine of 3000 bucks ! What follows.. is sad.. poor Sallu is dumped by Amrita who watches him bash up the guys who pawed her. She tells him she won’t be able to live with him if he has such a short fuse, after all everyone makes mistakes and that he should not have been so tough with those fellows! Wah kya insaafi hai for a man who saved her izzat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Sallu's matrix acts going waste!
He leaves town dejected, with his granny's blessing (our good ol' Shashikala playing the grandma!),leaving a younger sister who is still in college with granny dear.
He lands in Goa (now I wonder when Goa locations changed to Mauritius!!) - you get to see the most svelte and shiny figures in bikinis dancing to a fast music! Our hero lands in the beach when he spots Priyanka Chopra dancing with the crowd! His eyes follow her... (should we say pehli nazar mein hi pyar hogaya!).
Guess who Sallu is? He is the lifeguard~!! Now sometimes he changes to a manager of the resort sometimes lifeguard. With a double job he must be earning a good packet to fill the 4 hundis placed in his room (one for granny's eye operation, one for sister's education, one for her marriage and another for god!)
He goes in search of Mr.Duggal (Khader Khan) , when he bumps into Rajpal Yadav (a cute hippie-like dressed Pandit!!!!!!!!!!!!!) who leads him to Khader Khan. Khader who has had a knock on his head, many years ago, and a clot in his head which travels to all parts of his brain - and each day he is either blind, deaf, mute, or a pagal. Sallu lands in Mr.Duggal's in the room upstairs which is facing the Colonel's House - Colonel sahab is Amrish Puri - Priyanka's dad (Priyanka's name is Rani). Ab shuru ho jata hai line maarna..
Each time poor Sallu makes an attempt to befriend the dad, everything goes haywire.. either he kicks a ball straight onto Amrish's head making deaf, or breaking his neck by driving a bike directly into him.
Now enters the villain! Akshay Kumar (my handsome stud!!) - who comes to share the room at Duggals. He has the roving eye on PC and he puts an obstacle in Sallu's path each time Sallu's makes an attempt to show his love to his PC. All along Sallu keeps a tab on his anger (oh ya I forget before leaving for Goa, he had promised his Granny darlin that he wont blow his fuse!)
It is fun to watch Akshay and Sallu together (thank god it is not all brawn!!!!!!!!!!!) Ofc darlin Sallu does expose his ripping muscles - hey you know what he has pierced his navel!!!!!!!!!!! now now is that supposed to make him look more s**y? No idea!
The finale is kewl.. you get to see all the cricketeers.. Siddu and Sajad Khan in the commentator's box!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kapil Dev marroing dialogues in Punjabi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now now if I tell you everything you won’t make a move to go and see the movie.. comon folks part some bucks to watch this DD movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lot of errors in direction! The car registration from a foreign registration changes to Goan registration as it is being driven! Phew aaj kal mobile RTO hai kya?
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