Sports Minister: Akshay Kumar
Always sports the stud look and gets into the wild sport of bowling maidens over.

Textile Minister: Celina Jaitley
Will give you a two-piece advice on how to dress well.

Defence Minister: Vivek Oberoi
For defending Aishwarya Rai from Salman Khan

Railway Minister: Govinda
For doing all his campaigning in local trains.

Law Minister: Sanjay Dutt
Has been trained in so many departments; knows law better than Arun Jaitley.

Foreign Minister: Gulshan Grover
Has spent half his life looking for roles in foreign lands.

Health Minister: Adnan Sami
Do we need to expand on that?

Education Minister: Bipasha Basu
For educating us so thoroughly on the human anatomy through Jism.

Finance Minister: Amitabh Bachchan
After Kaun Banega Crorepati, half the finances go to him through his films and endorsements.

Culture Minister: Mallika Sherawat
For murdering the culture of our clean Hindi films.

Home(o) Minister: Shahrukh and Saif Khan
For portraying the gay act professionally and expertly at a recent awards ceremony.

That was good one

What about Prime Minister? Given that the main role of PM in these days of coalition government is to gather big political stars and make them to work in tandem, this place should go to someone like J. P. Dutta

Cheers,

Civil Aviation Minister: Manoj Kumar
Since he never has a flight experience, he never travelled by air I believe.