you did not you are the back up angel:P shhh unni ji doesnt know about you... keep it that ways....

kya karu aaj kal aapni maths brush up kar rahi hu exams ke liye!!! galti se mistake ho gayaa

Me and angel!! Now that would be understatement of the year..

Main to sab ki guardian angel hoon *actually a witch in disguise of angel*

N

Hits-ji .... Let me congratulate you on the wonderful recreation of the dialogues. tussi gr8 ho papaji ..... .. agla karyakram kab prastut hoga ye humein pehle hi bata dijiyega .. taaki hum time par 'tune-in' ho sakein

Amidst all the cacophony thats being created by the incessant banter, kisine aapke dialogue-baazi ki kadr hi nahin ki ..... sirf divya aur preety ....ab mein .... ! Sab log backlog clear kar rahe ho.... ya phir ROM aur SS ki prem-kahaaniyaan likhte-likhte itne busy ho ki hits ki aawaaz hi sunna bhool gaye !

Dont worry hitsji .... aap lage rahiye .... in ladkiyon ko B-grade movie likhne dijiye ..... shaayad usi mein mujhe gaane ka chance hi mil jaaye ! aakhir humaare itne saare diggaj legends ne B-grade movies se hi to shuruaat ki hai ! bas ek chance mil jaaye .. movie sirf mere gaane par hi hit ho jaayegi !

Vivek

ye ek line bol ke tumne khud aapne pet pur laat maar di ya per pe kulaahdi maar di Vivek ab to B chodo C grade main bhi nahi gaane denge humlog tumko jaante nahi humaari pahuch kahaan tuk hai!!!

Are waah !!! kya kehne !!!

Humne nimii ki bolti band kara di !!!!

Ab rahi baaki teenon ki baari .... humaare Hf ke ladkon.. jaago.. dekho ladkiyaan kya keher macha rahe hain .... humne ek ko sambhaal liya .. ab tum log bhi kuchh karo !!

aur preety-ji, aapki sab pahunch to nimii-ji ke thru hi hongi.. woh hi chupp baithi hain..to humein kya fikar !!!

Vivek

*beating a hasty retreat; not to be seen on HF for a few days for fear of prosecution; nay, capital punishment* ..

Bhagoooooooooooooooooooo ..... escaaaaaaaaaaaaaape...........

yahaa ka contradiction--- abhi bola ki sambhaal liya Nimii ko…(as if he could!!! )aur abhi hasty retreat !!! wo bhi ke saath!!!

nimii to admin jo thehri .. ek to woh dikhaayi nahin deti hain ... bas betaal ki tarah sar par mandraati rehti hain ...... aur kahin bhool se kisi ko dikh bhi gayi...to woh bhi red mein !! .... jaise maano kisiki khoon ki pyaasi hon !

bas.. kaash nimii admin na hoti ..! phir to meri baayein haath ke chhoti ungli ke naakhoon ka khel tha par haqeeqat to yeh hai ..ki humaara TMship galat haathon mein hai.. isliye bhaagna hi behtar hai

Is baat ki khushi hai ki kam se kam ek post ke liye nimii ki bolti band kar di !

vivs

ratio fir bhi 2:1 ka hai..ladkiyan hi hain jo taarif bhi karti hain....aap aaye bhi to itni late...sabse pehel humne aur preetz ne taarif ki thi..
aaur tumhari kya aukat jo nimmi ko chup kara sako ya sambhal sako..
log khud ko na jane kya samajne lagte hain...

Deadly stuff, Hits! Undoubtedly the funniest scene from Sholay!
Gawd, the rate at which this thread grows! Everytime one returns here, there're several pages added!
T-ji, agar aapko hamara zyada bolna pasand nahin aaya, chaliye ab se kam bolenge. Maine kaha hi thha, tabiyat kharab hei, theek hone par chup ho jaunga.
Ladkiyan seem to have ganged up, and hamare buzurg Unniji ki bhi izzat bhi nahin bach paaye. Aur yeh kal ki chhokri D-ji too has started threatening the gentle guys of HF!


P-ji, photo to achchi hei, aur aap bhi bahut achchi lag rahin hein, despite the mask. Like the tattoo on your arm too. Parantu Unniji ki jagah aapne unke bandar ko kyon padad liya hei?
And N, you too? My oldest friend at HF, too! Preety-ji hi achchi hein, dosti nayi hei parantu saath deti hei.

ladkiyon inki baaton main naa aana ...divide and rule policy...

Arrey Hithesh,
Kya zabardast performance tha. Tumhare pass itne achche "lachchan" hai, yeh main nahiin jaanta tha. Ab to tumhare liye mere munh se "taarifa" hi nikalegi.
Bibhas

kamaane ka to yeh hai preety, ke ek baar gaana upload kar diya,
to... kamaane bhi lagega apna vivek.

Kya kijiye bibhas ji...aapka to dil hi kuchh aisa hai!

ek baat ki daad dungi Hits bhale sau buraai hain aapke is dost(vivek) main pur aapke muh se taarif hi nikli!!!

ek do ghante ke liye SARKAR dekhne gayi aur kisi ne samajh liye ke meri bolti band hogayi! Arre o Samba! Kaun woh aadmi re?

N

Preetz phikar not! Dekhti hoon kahan tak bhaagta hai! Hamari pahunch bahut stretchable hai

N

...ab kya karen Preety, mera (bhi) to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.

...to main yeh upload pakka samjhoon Vivek?

Haan Hits ji patah hai patah hai!! Lekin Vivek ji par bharosa karna ?!?!? Samaal ke raheye!

Yeh kaunsa uploading ho raha hai Vivek ji/Hits ji?

aap Vivek ji se suuuuside karne ko boliye shaayad humlog unko apni movie main chance de de....

Aside: Nimii main aur Divya piche se dhakka de denge you and Priya hold the police so no one going to jail and no one chakki pissing

Ajeeb baat hai. Mere itne samjhaane par bhi aapne use mauka nahin diya.

...bechaara vivek, pata nahin kya karega.

But why am I shutting my eyes??? kahin aap to samne nahin aa gaye?

hits..aapka pyara..dulara...kuch ahi to vivek spot boy ki naukari to kar hi lega...chinta karo..chhokare ki naukari pakki samjho aap humari taraf se!!!!

Yeh stretchable pahunch kya hota hain ...

Aur yeh kya... hum dooooooooooooooooooooooor se saab dekhat rahein hai... tum ladkiya mile ke , kuch jyada hi dum dikha rahi ho yahan pe... aab humri khopdiya ghum gayi naa tau bahoot hi bhaari padeyga...... haan bol dete hain ....

haah!!!

Way to go Angel - now you get to announce the identity of Superman!!
Yaar hadd hi karte ho,
Who is the tireless KK fan, all over the forum uploading rare songs?? Maine theek kahan Angel??

rare as is very rare songs in all the forums... a die hard KK fan with few words but almost all the songs...

The name's mudgel.....bobby mudgel.

... and we have a winner!!!
Hits gets to upload a full song - Sur Mein!!
When I will get to hear it is another matter altogether. Yahan tau hatchets chal rahi hain aur camps ban rahe hain, will have to return and restore some peace and quiet, law and order, blood and gore... oooops, sidetrack ho gayi, kya karoon, my angels have this effect on me!

Hits-ji, aap bhi in ladkiyon ki baaton mein aa gaye!! Maine to ek badhiya 'nasheela' gaana upload kiya tha ..... ! ...ladkiyaan mere upload ko nazar-andaaz kar rahi hain..woh to theek hai (unki fitrat hi kuchh aisi hai ) ... but, et tu ??



"Kood Jaoonga, Phaand Jaoonga, Mar Jaoonga.... HF-waalon --------------------- SUSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE" ... aisa kuchh expect mat karna ...! tum ladkiyaan is heere ko paththar samajhkar thukra rahe ho .... theek hai ... Humaare Big B ko bhi AIR ne thukraaya tha ...... woh bhi unke USP awaaz ke liye !! (hope my facts are right! )

Spot Boy hi sahi .... hum lowest echelons se rise karenge ...! platform par soyenge .... local train mein latakkar shooting jaayenge... aur phir famous ho jaayenge to ye sab phir dohraayenge humaare itnerviews mein .... aur aapke shukar guzaar bhi rahenge ki aapne humein chance nahin diya isliye hum yahaan tak pahunch paaye !

*bahut sapne ho gaye ..... time to get up ... and *

Vivek

Link please?

ye hain Mr. Vivek Kumar, bachpan se inko hai acting aur gaane ka shoqh... aadhi zindagi studio ke waiting room main bitaayi... dusron ke chai main biscuit doobaayi...
aaj bhi... aaj bhi pakde hai ye umeed ki dori... dont lose hope is the moral of the story

Post # 695, pg 47

heres the link: http://www.hamaraforums.com/index.php?show...ndpost&p=117753

Statutory Warning : The uploader claims no responsibilty for loss of aural capacities of the listener

Hitesh..abhi tak aapne is vivek ka sharabiyon jaisa song nahi suna... kitni to sharab pee rakhi thi isne ganey se pehle...
pakka sharabi hai aapka ye mitra...

MAN!!!!!! VIVEK!!!!!! That was great da!!!! And what a nice song to choose.........This was one of my favourites.....Used to hear it frequently at home.....on a Rafi rare hits cassette........Purani yaadein taazaa hui!!! Very well sung!!! Keep 'em coming!!!

Superman is Bobbyji??? Awesome singing. We demand more!!!

bobby ji ko pehle nahi dekha humne yahan pe..ye kab aa gaye gana sunane ke liye...???

Haan bhai.. ye bobbyji kaun hai ? zara hum newbies se inka parichay to kaarvaayein ... divya, shyam .... kya aap inhein jaante hain ?? inke kuchh posts Asha aur KK forums mein padhe .... bade serious member lagte hain.. kabhi gup-shup section mein nahin dikhayi diye ! ...

Iske pehle Rom-ji ko heart attack aa jaaye: .... kya karein Rom-ji .. aap yaahan dedh saal se hain.. hum to keval dedh hafte se ! abhi tak sab forums ka ek daura bhi karne ka samay nahin mila hai aadha samay to TMship ki canvassing mein nikal gaya aur baaki aadha waqt in ladkiyon ki script-writing par tippani dete dete guzar gayi

Allah! Aaap yeh poochhte hein ke Bobby Mudgel kaun hei!
Yeh din bhi dekhna thha HF mein!

Yes.....forgot to add that......thanks for reminding Priya.........YES......that was lovely Bobby Ji...... Loved that........enjoyed your Yoodleying......Please upload more.....

GKS..u never find shortage of time in writing "Please upload more" but when it comes to you..u are simply going in Exile from here...!!!!
whe will u u/l ur voice..question is this....ab tumahre pair pakadne parenge kya??

someone inform Bobby ji about this unko bhi to pataa chale ki yahaa kya ho rahaa hai... does he even know his voice is being heard all over the HF

Who better than you Preetz??

Kya ho gaya aapki tabiyat ko? Ab theek ho gayi kya?? And who said mujhe aapka bolna pasand nahin??

I believe ROM is preparing to post a track in his own voice. With fond memories of the days before he participated in this thread, he has been rehearsing "Tabiyat theek thi aur dil bhi beqaraar na tha".

ROM ab to unniji ne bhi ummeed laga li hai ki aap kuch sunaoge ...ab to apne madhur swar ko u/l karne ka kast karein..he he he..fir we all girl gang will do dissection of ur voice...

visuja ji i m not a serious guy--ab baat chali hai toe ek raaz ki baat batata hoon 40 cartoon aur 70 jokers ki death hui ththii tab hum paida hue they

to bobby ji..kyon na ek aur peshkash ho jaye aapke is non-seriousness ki..
jaldi se koi comedy song u/l karo aap...