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P:
Ayyo typo. S & D come together na on the keyboard. Nay, the number of Unni's male fans is limitless and a constant source of joy to him.
Sounds fishy, to say the least.
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M ek alphabet hi to hai na? U mean poora word? Lagta hai aap hosh kho baithe hain!!! We have lost another one, friends.
Nahin, alphabet would also mean "the letters of a language, arranged in the order fixed by custom". Aap jaise uncommonly intelligent

ko yeh sab point out karne ki zaroorat to nahin hei, or perhaps I did overestimate you.

If I'd meant a single 'letter', I'd have said letter.
To make things even clearer, let me repeat: When I want to say letter, I say letter, not alphabet. Hope that's clear.
No, I'm right here with you.
(Ayyo R, don't embark on a battle of words you're bound to lose!)