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Sharmila-Sweet
post Jan 27 2010, 03:30 PM
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If Amir acts in Chak De India

1.Aamir would have kissed preety sabarwal.

2.Aamir would have stolen d script from jaideep sahni/smit amin and claim that he was the director of cdi.

3.Aamir would have kissed vidya sharma with several retakes.

4. In the scene where bindia naik seduces kabir khan....aamir wud have slapped bindia naik so as to create more dramatic feel.

5. Aamir would have kissed aliya bose.

6. When aamir first appears in front of the players he would be dressed as joker and would be entertaining the grls with a song.

7. In interval scene Aamir will participate along with the girls to kick boys' asses.

8.Finals would be between India and pakistan and not India and australia so as to create even more dramatic feel

11. In the beginning kabir khan would be a cynic/immatured/carefree hockey player and later due to circumstances, would transform into a gr8 coach

12. ....and finally after match finishes Aamir would marry komal(height factor)

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Sharmila-Sweet
post May 21 2012, 12:14 PM
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Shah Rukh's ban tickles funny bone of online community

TNN | May 20, 2012, 12.00AM IST

SRK's Wankhede ban might have a 'Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa' status, but here's what the online janta thinks about King Khan and his future...

Banning SRK from Wankhede is like...

Banning Gautam Gambhir from Mehboob Studios

Banning Sachin Tendulkar from Yash Raj Films

Sending an MMS and stopping it from talking

How is it going to make any difference?

Banning SRK from Wankhede would lead to...

SRK banning Riteish Deshmukh from Mannat

SRK slapping Riteish whenever he gets the chance

Genelia's disappointment at being thrown out of the Khan camp even before getting a chance to work with him. Uff, yeh in-laws!

Neha Dhupia changing her infamous statement from 'Only sex and SRK sell', to 'Only sex and bans sell'

Aamir Khan talking about 'atrocities on kids on the play ground' as an issue on this week's Satyamev Jayate

SRK climbing up the income tax building's terrace to watch the matches. Pehle uspe Dish sawaar tha, ab woh Dish par sawar hai!

Riteish singing with tears in his eyes, 'Papa toh band bajaayein'

SRK changing the script of Ra.One 2 - the villain will bomb the MCA stadium before G.One comes in and saves the rest of the Mumbai

And what if?

Ambani's son had picked a fight at Wankhede with MCA officials? By now, Vilasrao Deshmukh would have been banned for five years, and not SRK

But you see

Even if they allege bad behaviour, it's stupid! Do MPs get banned from Parliament when they fling microphones? - Suhel Seth

This cartoon banning is going too far now they have banned SRK from Wankhede - Dilip Cherian

Ban ne bigad di jodi!

Poor, poor Riteish Deshmukh. We can only imagine the torment he must be going through right now. With his films usually bombing, his only hope of relevance in the film industry was being under the benign shadow of King Khan. But now that papa Vilasrao Deshmukh has, literally, bajao-ed his band and banned SRK, Riteish's only chances of ever sharing screen space with Shah Rukh - at award functions - is also nixed. So, here are some pictures of them in happier times. Have a close look, for these may well be relegated to the pages of nostalgia now!

PS: With Twitter exploding after the episode, guess who has been blissfully (or conveniently) ignorant? Riteish, perhaps because he is away in Goa, or perhaps because he daren't take sides between papa and Khan, only tweeted about Goa's "charm", and Abhishek's Bol Bachchan ("looking super big-bro, can't wait"). Silence, in this case, is golden.

- Compiled by Diksha Kamra

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