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post Jan 12 2005, 11:37 PM
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The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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post Jan 12 2005, 11:55 PM
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post Jan 13 2005, 12:00 PM
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Arachnoleptic fit hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa so good.
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(asad @ Jan 12 2005, 11:37 PM)
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a$$h0le.
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This is 2 good....My b0$$ is so ignoranus laugh.gif


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QUOTE(SAJJAD @ Jan 13 2005, 10:44 PM)
QUOTE(asad @ Jan 12 2005, 11:37 PM)
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a$$h0le.
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This is 2 good....My b0$$ is so ignoranus laugh.gif
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