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Posted by: ffew2002 Nov 19 2003, 03:19 AM

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

Posted by: ffew2002 Nov 19 2003, 03:30 AM

Sardarji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

Posted by: ffew2002 Nov 19 2003, 03:31 AM

Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

Posted by: ffew2002 Nov 19 2003, 03:33 AM

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with
you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Posted by: ffew2002 Nov 19 2003, 03:34 AM

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Posted by: ffew2002 Nov 19 2003, 03:35 AM

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an
extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

Posted by: Chitralekha Nov 21 2003, 11:03 AM

hehehe those were funny!

Posted by: N@j@m Nov 21 2003, 06:46 PM

A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

Posted by: Moreno Dec 11 2009, 04:51 PM

QUOTE(N@j@m @ Nov 21 2003, 06:46 PM)

Posted by: RUSmart Dec 22 2009, 01:30 AM

All the jokes are fabulous. But it can happen with anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!Why only sardar?