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Pradeep

Oct 21 2003, 11:39 AM

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Hope you all will enjoy this as much as some of us who read it first
did. This is how we often attempt to communicate and get into tanglements
and so life goes on!

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named Chief of
the Communist Party in China.

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he
was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass
of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on
the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

kuch bhi nahin hai tera mol, boli na badi bol, khilona tu maati ka...

Sharad	Oct 24 2003, 10:08 AM Post #2
Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2284 Joined: 21-October 03 From: Germantown, Maryland, USA Member No.: 7	Hey Hey Hey This is like same idea as the "who's on first (base - baseball) skit by Abbot and Costello in the 40-s/5-s I think. man that was a killer, I got it on tape. Great stuff! Sharad http://tiger.towson.edu/~ssharm4

kishorefan	Nov 3 2003, 10:28 AM Post #3
Unregistered	that's way too funny Pradeep, my tummy is now hurting (laughing). really good. regards, kishorefan

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