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post Jul 24 2005, 11:30 AM
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QUOTE(unni @ Apr 20 2005, 08:58 PM)
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post Jul 24 2005, 02:18 PM
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QUOTE(Nimii @ Jul 24 2005, 11:03 AM)
Why me MYAWAN JI?? Jaise mere ko pehle se hi sasural ka experience ho..(the only sasural I know of is CENTRAL JAIL)

Apne ghar walon ko rulaana vaise to mere liye baayi haath khel hai wink2.gif aur HF waalon ko, to bataane ki zarurati hi nahi wink2.gif

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Waise bahut badiya jawab aaye hain. Bandhu Log Next question ka intezaar karen

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post Jul 24 2005, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(preety @ Jul 22 2005, 07:40 PM)
QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Jul 22 2005, 07:07 PM)
Teri to abhi hui nahin..........shaadi.
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shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko maalum hai naa ladkiyan rotee hai bidaai ke time...to phir!!! tongue.gif
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Jawab dene mein jaldi karti ho. Sawal ye hai, kyun roti hain??????????????

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post Jul 24 2005, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Jul 24 2005, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE(preety @ Jul 22 2005, 07:40 PM)
QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Jul 22 2005, 07:07 PM)
Teri to abhi hui nahin..........shaadi.
Tere ku kaise maloom ball1.gif
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shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko maalum hai naa ladkiyan rotee hai bidaai ke time...to phir!!! tongue.gif
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Preetti, huh.gif

Jawab dene mein jaldi karti ho. Sawal ye hai, kyun roti hain??????????????

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ohmy.gif are bola to....... khushi ke aansu rok nahi paati to roti hain...

"When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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post Jul 25 2005, 09:34 AM
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Woh isliye roti hai ke uska hone waale pati ke paas dhan, daulat, gaadhhi, bangla sub kuchh hai magar HF mein trusted membership nahin hai. Ab woh apni saheliyon ko kya moonh dikhayegi.

Utna Hee Upkaar Samajh Koyi Jitna Saath Nibha De
Janam Maran Ka Meyl Hai Sapna Yeh Sapna Bisra De
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post Jul 25 2005, 10:22 AM
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QUOTE(zippoo @ Jul 25 2005, 09:34 AM)
Woh isliye roti hai ke uska hone waale pati ke paas dhan, daulat, gaadhhi, bangla sub kuchh hai magar HF mein trusted membership nahin hai. Ab woh apni saheliyon ko kya moonh dikhayegi.
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zippooji

ab shaadi vivah ke beech aur dulha dulhan ke beech ye HF kahan se aa gaya..
T-ship dilana koi badi baat nahi hai nayi naveli vadhuon keliye...unke sorce bahut tagde hain... wink2.gif

" Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game "
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post Jul 25 2005, 01:57 PM
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QUOTE(preety @ Jul 24 2005, 02:22 PM)
ohmy.gif are bola to....... khushi ke aansu rok nahi paati to roti hain...
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post Jul 25 2005, 03:07 PM
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Preetz HF mein TMship has become more difficult than getting a visa to going abroad wink2.gif

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post Jul 25 2005, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(Nimii @ Jul 25 2005, 03:07 PM)
Preetz HF mein TMship has become more difficult than getting a visa to going abroad wink2.gif

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mujhe to lagta hai log d/l karne ke liye utnaa pareshaan nahi hai aaj kal jitna trusted kehlaane ke liye tongue.gif laugh.gif doubtful kaun hona chahega yahaa rollf.gif

"When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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post Jul 25 2005, 05:19 PM
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woh bhi sahi.. mebbe the TMship should be re-named as something else wink2.gif

What shall we call it?

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post Jul 25 2005, 05:35 PM
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I already asked but nobody (especially HF Ladies) replied so far, therefore asking again ...
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Dekhiye Divyanjali Ji .. main kisi "Wo" kaa naam sunke Gussa nahi kartaa ...
Aap kisi "Wo" ke baaremein soch sakte hai, main shikaayat bhi nahi karoongaa wink2.gif ..
Par ye "Wo" hai kya, uskaa jawaab to dijiye ....
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Haa aur ek mazeki baat kaano mein aarahaa hai .. aajkaal ke jo "Ladkiyaan"
"DOLL", "DOG", "TEDDY BEAR" etc etc They like very much ..
It's a Psychology now not just a Fashion, am I rite ? what about the HF Ladies ?
Do they always take such things whenever/wherever they go or keep these with
Them while Sleeping .. kya is maamle mein "HF Ladies" kuchh Roushni daal sakte hai ?
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Nimmi Ji aapke baayen haath kaa Khel to samajh mein aagayaa, ab zaraa daayen haath kaa
Khel to bataaiye, matlab kya kya khel aap khel sakte hai apne daayen haath se ? ...

Jo Milte hain, voh nahi milte
Aur Jo Nahi Milte, Vohin Vaastav mein milte hai
Kaaran jo hai, voh nahi hai
Aur jo nahi hai, vohin hai.
Ye keval Shabdo ki heraa-pheri nahi hai
Aur heraa-pheri hain bhi
Yehin Darshan hai
Aur isi hone naa hone, milne naa milne ke beech mein
maayaa kaa samudra hai
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post Aug 8 2005, 03:13 AM
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QUOTE(Nimii @ Jul 25 2005, 05:19 PM)
woh bhi sahi.. mebbe the TMship should be re-named as something else wink2.gif

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It may be called:

AKJB scheme

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post May 28 2006, 03:54 PM
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Reviving the thread with a new question:

Neta aur Abhineta mein kya farq hai


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post May 28 2006, 08:27 PM
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Abhineta se Abhi ko maaro goli .. kya milta hai !! tongue1.gif waheech NETA!

Ab main chali tata!

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post May 28 2006, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ May 28 2006, 04:54 PM) *

Reviving the thread with a new question:

Neta aur Abhineta mein kya farq hai



Arey bhai simple hai Abhineta Reel life mein acting karte hai.........Neta real life mein acting karte hai tongue1.gif



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