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Talaikya
post Apr 21 2005, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(YaarMere @ Apr 21 2005, 10:01 AM)
Im a bit gutted abt it to be honest!

The rest I got, what on earth does this mean?? Are we speaking the same language?? tongue.gif

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Still friends tho?  bow.gif  bow.gif
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post Apr 22 2005, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM)
1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai
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Kutta kutta gadha gadha, poonch hilaana jaane hai,
... Jaane na samjhe bande anjaane, jaanvar sabhi jaane hai!
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:41 AM
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aapke Sawaal ka jawaab dene ki koshish ki hai .ummed hain aap mutassir honge .

There are two type ka kutta's , depending on dum hilaana .
1) Conventional style (rural) . 2) Bombay style

conventional style means dog wagging tail in horizontal manner . normal way .
Bombay style meaning dog wagging tail in vertical manner .

Why ?
ok ,
you see in rural india we have a lot of space , and thus conventional style persists ,
wheras in bombay , even for a Dog to wag in horizontal style , " jagah nahi milti " , thus they have adapted that vertical style .

aainda se aap , zara dhang ke sawaal kiya karien , amma yaar kab tak hum masoom log apne aap ko sambhalenge . lol .

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post Apr 30 2005, 11:42 AM
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Hats off to all of u guys.

Here is from me:

Kutta pooncchh isliye hilata hai kyun ki

1) Kutta poonchh se bhari hota hai. Poonchh bhari hoti to kutta hilta
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2) Apni wafadari ka izhaar karne ke liye.

3) Taaki log ye kahawat bana saken: Kutte ki tarah dum hilana.


Here is the best singer of universe

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ."

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post Jul 11 2005, 07:33 PM
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Now the next one.

Ladki Bidai ke waqt roti kyun hai.


Here is the best singer of universe

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw ."

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post Jul 13 2005, 11:19 PM
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Ladke ko demo deti hai, Shaddi ke baad use kaise rona hai

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post Jul 17 2005, 10:53 PM
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Khushi ke Aansu.... they get their very own punching bags tongue.gif

"When beauty talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses"
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post Jul 22 2005, 07:07 PM
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Teri to abhi hui nahin..........shaadi.
Tere ku kaise maloom ball1.gif


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post Jul 22 2005, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(bawlachintu @ Jul 22 2005, 07:07 PM)
Teri to abhi hui nahin..........shaadi.
Tere ku kaise maloom ball1.gif
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shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko maalum hai naa ladkiyan rotee hai bidaai ke time...to phir!!! tongue.gif

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post Jul 22 2005, 07:47 PM
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pati ko pataane ke liye isse accha technique aur kya ho sakta hai wink2.gif

Biwi ko rote kaunsa pati pasand karta hai wink2.gif aur woh bhi nayi naveli dulhan ko wink2.gif

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post Jul 22 2005, 10:54 PM
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though its not a reply to the above Q..but felt like sharing here..

"International symbol of marriage is Approved by the UN

New York On April 21, 2005, After 5 months of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights of the United Nations approved the new International Symbol of Marriage. "


well..well..this can be one ans for ur Q.... laugh.gif
just thought it...
so please take it as my ans.. wink2.gif

actually vo apne pati ka haal soch ke rone lagti hai jo ab hone wala hai.. laugh.gif rolleyes.gif tongue.gif

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post Jul 23 2005, 01:40 AM
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Bahut achchhaa Sawaalaaten karte hai aaplog ( U ask very good Questions .. )
Well, main ne kuchh din pehle ek movie dekhaa thaa naam hai "Rang Birangi " ..
Amol Palekar, Parveen Babi, Deepti Naval, Farooq Sheikh.... wohaan par Amol Ji ke
Poonchh thodaa sidhaa karne keliye humaare Haasya Abhineta Deven Verma Ji koi
Dusri movie ki Theory shaayad apply karte hai, us dusri movie ki naame hain
"Pati Patni aur wo" ... kya aaplog bataa sakte hain ye "Wo" Kaun hain ? ( wink2.gif ) ....
HF ke Auraton zaraa maharwaani karke bataayenge ye "Wo" kya hain aur aaplog
Ye "Wo" sunke kitnaa gussaa hote hain ? sunglasses2.gif ....
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Well, I watched a movie somedays before, name "Rang Birangi" ... Amol Palekar,
Parveen Babi, Deepti Naval, Farooq Sheikh ... there, to make Amol Ji's Tail slightly
Straight, Our Comedy Actor Deven Verma might used the Theory of some another movie
The name of that another movies is "Pati Patni aur Wo" ... Can u tell what does that
"Wo" mean ? ( wink2.gif ) .. The HF Ladies, can u kindly tell what this "Wo" is ? and why u
Become So angry when u hear about this "Wo" ? sunglasses2.gif .....
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BTW, DIVYANJALI JI .. Nice Picture, do u have any kind of xperience ??? ...

Jo Milte hain, voh nahi milte
Aur Jo Nahi Milte, Vohin Vaastav mein milte hai
Kaaran jo hai, voh nahi hai
Aur jo nahi hai, vohin hai.
Ye keval Shabdo ki heraa-pheri nahi hai
Aur heraa-pheri hain bhi
Yehin Darshan hai
Aur isi hone naa hone, milne naa milne ke beech mein
maayaa kaa samudra hai
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post Jul 23 2005, 10:01 AM
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QUOTE(NATURE @ Jul 23 2005, 01:40 AM)
Bahut achchhaa Sawaalaaten karte hai aaplog ( U ask very good Questions .. )
Well, main ne kuchh din pehle ek movie dekhaa thaa naam hai "Rang Birangi " ..
Amol Palekar, Parveen Babi, Deepti Naval, Farooq Sheikh.... wohaan par Amol Ji ke
Poonchh thodaa sidhaa karne keliye humaare Haasya Abhineta Deven Verma Ji koi
Dusri movie ki Theory shaayad apply karte hai, us dusri movie ki naame hain
"Pati Patni aur wo" ... kya aaplog bataa sakte hain ye "Wo" Kaun hain ? (  wink2.gif  ) ....
HF ke Auraton zaraa maharwaani karke bataayenge ye "Wo" kya hain aur aaplog
Ye "Wo" sunke kitnaa gussaa hote hain ?  sunglasses2.gif ....

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BTW, DIVYANJALI JI .. Nice Picture, do u have any kind of xperience ??? ...

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Nature...jaise aap log biwiyon ke WO ke baare me sunte hi jal-bhun ke raakh ho jate ho vaise hi biwiyaan bhi ho jate hain... wink2.gif rolleyes.gif tongue.gif

abt ur secong Q, which is exclusively for me.. to tell u abhi tak to experience nahi hai par ho hi jayega aanewale saalon me... wink2.gif

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post Jul 24 2005, 10:24 AM
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1) Ladki is liy roti hai ke agar woh nahin roe gi to log kya kahain ge.....

2) Ladki is liye roti hai ke yeh aakhri din hai jitna rona hai ro lo, baad main to ghar wala hi roe ga...... (Nimii can elaborate more)





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post Jul 24 2005, 11:03 AM
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Why me MYAWAN JI?? Jaise mere ko pehle se hi sasural ka experience ho..(the only sasural I know of is CENTRAL JAIL)

Apne ghar walon ko rulaana vaise to mere liye baayi haath khel hai wink2.gif aur HF waalon ko, to bataane ki zarurati hi nahi wink2.gif

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