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> The Story Of Our Lives...., Human Resources Management :P :P :P
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post Nov 24 2005, 01:26 AM
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up
in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough,we've never once
had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put
the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course.In the distance was a country club and
standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that
she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked
about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the
country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute)and she
had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good
time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her
hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St.Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in
heaven," he said.

So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24
hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then
replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really
great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she
found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and
filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the
garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his
arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...............................


"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee....." tongue.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif poseur.gif


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