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Marcilo
post May 30 2009, 02:37 AM
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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Kayoon?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
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post May 30 2009, 02:38 AM
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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post May 30 2009, 01:14 PM
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QUOTE(Marcilo @ May 30 2009, 02:38 AM) *

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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QUOTE(Marcilo @ May 30 2009, 02:38 AM) *

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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post Jun 1 2009, 09:25 AM
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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

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post Jun 1 2009, 09:27 AM
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le hun Karle Number Note'
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QUOTE(Marcilo @ Jun 1 2009, 09:27 AM) *

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le hun Karle Number Note'
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laugh.gif good one

Ek meri taraf se :-->

Santa- Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this !






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Duniya ne kitna samjhaya, kaun hai apna kaun paraya
Phir bhi dil ki chot chhupa kar humne aapka dil behalya
Khud hi mar mitne ki ye zid hai hamaari......
sach hai duniya waalon hum hain anari !

......back to basics!!!

My artists :-
Shankar Jaikishan- Composers with magical touch !!

This year we CELEBRATE 60 years of Shankar Jaikishan music . come join the celebrations !
Join the SJ fans group for more information :
http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/shankarjaikishan/

Join FACEBOOK shankar jaikishan group

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anta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this !

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