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Installing A Husband
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| simplefable |
 Nov 9 2008, 04:02 PM
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 Dedicated Member  Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340  |
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as • Romance 9.5 and • Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as • NBA 5.0, • AFL 3.0 and • Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. • Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, • Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while • Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. • If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. • Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the harmful Physical Abusing 1.0 Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is an operating system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend • Cooking 3.0 and • Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck ! Tech Support After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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| oye_sonu |
Nov 9 2008, 10:28 PM
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Good one !!! lol !
Apoon(sonu) waala package to kab ka freeware hai.......koi install karna hi nehi maangti !  Sonu forgive me if I miss replying or reading ur post............bit busy :-( !
Duniya ne kitna samjhaya, kaun hai apna kaun paraya Phir bhi dil ki chot chhupa kar humne aapka dil behalya Khud hi mar mitne ki ye zid hai hamaari...... sach hai duniya waalon hum hain anari ! ......back to basics!!! My artists :- Shankar Jaikishan- Composers with magical touch !! This year we CELEBRATE 60 years of Shankar Jaikishan music . come join the celebrations ! Join the SJ fans group for more information : http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/shankarjaikishan/ Join FACEBOOK shankar jaikishan group http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123537751015751 |
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| desai2rn |
Nov 9 2008, 10:38 PM
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Good one SF. I will have make sure my wife does not see this.
R a m e s h
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| simplefable |
Nov 9 2008, 11:17 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
QUOTE(oye_sonu @ Nov 9 2008, 10:28 PM)  Apoon(sonu) waala package to kab ka freeware hai.......koi install karna hi nehi maangti ! Sonu Bhai..Aaj kal freeware se bahut log dharne laga..kitne log Linux istemaal kar rahe hain?  QUOTE(desai2rn @ Nov 9 2008, 10:38 PM) Good one SF. I will have make sure my wife does not see this. Thanks Ramesh...but then the advice is meant for Wives..! After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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| desai2rn |
Nov 9 2008, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE(simplefable @ Nov 9 2008, 11:17 PM) QUOTE(oye_sonu @ Nov 9 2008, 10:28 PM) Apoon(sonu) waala package to kab ka freeware hai.......koi install karna hi nehi maangti ! Sonu Bhai..Aaj kal freeware se bahut log dharne laga..kitne log Linux istemaal kar rahe hain? QUOTE(desai2rn @ Nov 9 2008, 10:38 PM) Good one SF. I will have make sure my wife does not see this. Thanks Ramesh...but then the advice is meant for Wives..! Exactley !! R a m e s h
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| Saki |
Nov 9 2008, 11:23 PM
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ROTFL!!!
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| oye_sonu |
Nov 9 2008, 11:44 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2682 Joined: 24-June 05 From: Wahan, jahan pyar mile :-) ! Member No.: 2547 |
QUOTE(simplefable @ Nov 9 2008, 11:17 PM) Sonu Bhai..Aaj kal freeware se bahut log dharne laga..kitne log Linux istemaal kar rahe hain? Simple fable ji Read my EULA iam totally bugfree and spyware/trojan free. and Iam open source. what else she wants. ?? jaisa marzi modify kar le. poora source code de reha hoon ( But yes GUI(looks) set karna padega.........usme god ne thoda kam time lagaya hai )waise my GUI can be improved in Next version  Sonu PS :nicepost by u. read a nice and " new" joke after days ! forgive me if I miss replying or reading ur post............bit busy :-( !
Duniya ne kitna samjhaya, kaun hai apna kaun paraya Phir bhi dil ki chot chhupa kar humne aapka dil behalya Khud hi mar mitne ki ye zid hai hamaari...... sach hai duniya waalon hum hain anari ! ......back to basics!!! My artists :- Shankar Jaikishan- Composers with magical touch !! This year we CELEBRATE 60 years of Shankar Jaikishan music . come join the celebrations ! Join the SJ fans group for more information : http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/shankarjaikishan/ Join FACEBOOK shankar jaikishan group http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123537751015751 |
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| oye_sonu |
Nov 9 2008, 11:56 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2682 Joined: 24-June 05 From: Wahan, jahan pyar mile :-) ! Member No.: 2547 |
Someone told me married female members of HF were seen searching their Desktops if it contained any husband1.0 software or not !
 forgive me if I miss replying or reading ur post............bit busy :-( !
Duniya ne kitna samjhaya, kaun hai apna kaun paraya Phir bhi dil ki chot chhupa kar humne aapka dil behalya Khud hi mar mitne ki ye zid hai hamaari...... sach hai duniya waalon hum hain anari ! ......back to basics!!! My artists :- Shankar Jaikishan- Composers with magical touch !! This year we CELEBRATE 60 years of Shankar Jaikishan music . come join the celebrations ! Join the SJ fans group for more information : http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/shankarjaikishan/ Join FACEBOOK shankar jaikishan group http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123537751015751 |
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| simplefable |
Nov 10 2008, 07:00 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
QUOTE(oye_sonu @ Nov 9 2008, 11:44 PM) ( But yes GUI(looks) set karna padega.........usme god ne thoda kam time lagaya hai )PS :nicepost by u. read a nice and " new" joke after days ! Duniya hi aisi hai Bhai..they all depend on WYSWYG ( what you see is what you get ) principle of windows. How many people can understand the innards of an open source..?? Thanks a lot Sonu bhai..not original but what i read and wanted to share out here.  Please do dispense of with Ji... QUOTE(oye_sonu @ Nov 9 2008, 11:56 PM) Someone told me married female members of HF were seen searching their Desktops if it contained any husband1.0 software or not ! ROFL....  After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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| Exon |
Nov 10 2008, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(simplefable @ Nov 9 2008, 04:02 PM) INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as • Romance 9.5 and • Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as • NBA 5.0, • AFL 3.0 and • Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. • Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, • Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while • Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. • If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. • Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the harmful Physical Abusing 1.0 Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is an operating system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend • Cooking 3.0 and • Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck ! Tech Support SF, It sounds like, Husband is a bare bone Operating System. It might need extra drivers to run the Entertainment package. I would recommend trying the following solutions in the following order. Entertainment package is not compatible in this OS. Add an emulator such as 'Wine'. Install a dual boot system such as Lean-Ex. Instead of BoyFriend 5.0, get some third-party BoyFriend . If all of above fail, install a utility called Talaaq. |
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| simplefable |
Nov 10 2008, 10:46 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
Exon ji..this is ultimate. YOU are natural. After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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