A Mail From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails.... |
A Mail From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails.... |
Reeth |
Aug 7 2007, 01:13 PM
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A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2004 & 2005 & 2006 Because of your kindness: * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo . * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1996...) * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon. * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $. * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc... Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind -William James |
noorie |
Aug 11 2007, 10:31 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Away Posts: 3219 Joined: 21-June 06 Member No.: 6518 |
My friends and family should thank me, 'cause I am a very good e-citizen. All chain mails I get are sent to the place beyond no return. Noorie "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act" "You have enemies? Good! It means that you stood up for something, sometime in your life." |
AzgarKhan |
Aug 11 2007, 10:23 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 4425 Joined: 23-January 04 From: New York (USA) / Hyderabad (India) Member No.: 205 |
My friends and family should thank me, 'cause I am a very good e-citizen. All chain mails I get are sent to the place beyond no return. Noorie Mine too _______________________________________________________________________________
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