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post Nov 24 2005, 01:26 AM
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up
in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough,we've never once
had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put
the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course.In the distance was a country club and
standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that
she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked
about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the
country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute)and she
had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good
time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her
hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St.Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in
heaven," he said.

So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24
hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then
replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really
great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she
found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and
filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the
garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his
arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...............................


"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee....." tongue.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif poseur.gif


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post Nov 24 2005, 07:00 AM
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funny one.........good job krishnan...........we have a similar joke in farsi..........i try to translate it.....before i tell u the joke.........let me tell u the background information for this joke.


Ahmad Zahir was one of Afghanistan's very top and Super Singer..........(he's like rafi of Afghanistan)....he was very famous in Iran , Tajikestan............and Turkmanistan.....and many more countries....so......mostly he was admired by GIRLS.............laugh.gif......Girls were dying for him..........he was a great singer.........he was living before i was born............he was living during "Royal family"'s kingdom..........(he's still as popular as he was, i am jus crazy about his singing)...............so mostly boys were soooooooooo jealouse of him that they made many jokes about him..........they were jealous caoz each and every girl was dying for him laugh.gif................one of their joke is this one:

PS. this joke was made before his death sad1.gif..........he died in a car accident after cry.gif


When Ahamd Zahir dies.......he was sent to hell........... his soul reaches to hell...........and.......one of angels tells him...........as u were a very popular singer of Afghanistan.............thousands and thousands of girls prayed for u to be in heaven......but..unfortunately,we couldn't send u to heaven................still ....we want u to pick up ur choice that what level of hell u want to be in.................so he sees ............1st level...........ppl are burning in fire, they are screaming.................then 2nd level........he sees people are among snakes..............3rd level.........he sees that people are being cooked.................4th level........he finds some skulls and bones who talked to him................then 5th level..........he sees that some weird looking creatures are eatin human flesh..................6th level...........he sees that they cut one in to peices..............he's so scared.............he says no.................the last level which is 7th level...........he finds many of his friends.............who are in mud (wastes from toilet laugh.gif ) till their waist...........he thinks that this place is safer than others..........as mud would be only till his waist.....so he says to the Angel that i prefere to stay here..............he joins all friends there........they chat and everyone asks how everyone was doin in Kabul (Capital of Afghanistan)..........so.......after 10 minutes...........the gate keeper comes and shouts..........Time is up...........Time is up........ur done with ur break.............now, put ur head under the mud laugh.gif

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post Nov 24 2005, 05:08 PM
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Are Khobi ji, Ye Kiya Baat Howi....
You are making fun of my fav. Afghani singer mad.gif ph34r.gif

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QUOTE(liquid @ Nov 24 2005, 05:08 PM) *

Are Khobi ji, Ye Kiya Baat Howi....
You are making fun of my fav. Afghani singer mad.gif ph34r.gif



who says i made fun of him ? stomping.gif

He's the only singer whose fame crossed the borders and brightened Afghanistan's name among all Farsi speaking countries.......or ones who learned how to speak farsi...............he was the first singer of my country that i liked him very much and still i do..................didn't u read all those things in brackets ? mad.gif

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QUOTE(KHOBI @ Nov 25 2005, 01:23 AM) *


who says i made fun of him ? stomping.gif

He's the only singer whose fame crossed the borders and brightened Afghanistan's name among all Farsi speaking countries.......or ones who learned how to speak farsi...............he was the first singer of my country that i liked him very much and still i do..................didn't u read all those things in brackets ? mad.gif


I know him very well. I know how popular he was/is.
He is your fav. singer and you are crazy about him, but still posting such a joke about him....ehm... angry2.gif

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QUOTE(gkshyam @ Nov 23 2005, 12:56 PM) *

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up
in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough,we've never once
had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put
the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course.In the distance was a country club and
standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that
she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked
about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the
country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute)and she
had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good
time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her
hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St.Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in
heaven," he said.

So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24
hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then
replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really
great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she
found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and
filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the
garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his
arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...............................


"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee....." tongue1.gif tongue1.gif biggrin.gif poseur.gif



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