A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with
him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love
with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you
can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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