Smile A While.............jokes Options

[simplefable]

Noorie..what i meant was God did show the remedies for all ailments or rather balanced every phase of our life. When i implied originality..it is the way we chose...after all, everyone does wear a naqab these days..and it is always difficult for those people who doesnt wear them.
For example...when I joined a company, we were repeatedly told that our senior manager is a drunkard and is blessed with a barb of a tongue. We were so petrified that we shirked away from him for a long time. When i really came to know him, i could see the amazing knowledge he possessed over every little process going on in the plant..and the long hours he puts in as he loves his work so much...If he could be a sweet talking Shyster like all others, he could have earned a zillion fans..and the appreciation..which he decided against. So it is his choosing..and am glad that he never regretted that.
sorry, if am sounding ambiguous ..never good in short sentences..

[noorie]

Noorie..what i meant was God did show the remedies for all ailments or rather balanced every phase of our life. When i implied originality..it is the way we chose...after all,

everyone does wear a naqab these days..and it is always difficult for those people who doesnt wear them.

For example...when I joined a company, we were repeatedly told that our senior manager is a drunkard and is blessed with a barb of a tongue. We were so petrified that we shirked away from him for a long time. When i really came to know him, i could see the amazing knowledge he possessed over every little process going on in the plant..and the long hours he puts in as he loves his work so much...If he could be a sweet talking Shyster like all others, he could have earned a zillion fans..and the appreciation..which he decided against. So it is his choosing..and am glad that he never regretted that.
sorry, if am sounding ambiguous ..never good in short sentences..

And that’s exactly the reason why I tend to choose my friends so carefully. Hate is a strong word, but it perfectly describes how I feel about all things fake.

Fault or not, that’s just the way I am, I cannot fake something I don’t feel, and that covers everything I do in life. I don’t mind in the least bit half the world disliking me, it’s enough that the other half loves me to bits, and I know it does.

And only because you hinted, let me say this - I’ve never gone about seeking people’s approval, and I am not gonna begin now; if you ask me, it’s a pure waste of time.
At the end of the day, there will always be a few people in this world who’ll hate you with an intensity that defies rationality.
There’s no space for them in my life either, and I make sure they know it.

How come this convo is all centered around me? The subject wearies me, let’s talk about you instead. This ‘naqaab’ thing that you mentioned I find very intriguing – are you ever going to take yours off and show us the real you?

P.S. – I realise that Reeth’s not going to be very pleased with me, I’ve messed up two of his threads - I am deeply deeply sorry Reeth; I was desperate.
Also I don’t like to leave things unresolved any more than the idea of being ‘humiliated / discredited’ publicly just to keep some folks here happy.

There’s nothing very unusual about a travesty of justice happening somewhere in the world, it never occurred to me that I would be a victim twice over.

“Denge Wohi Joh Paayenge Is Zindagi Se Hum” – that’s my story too.

Noorie

[simplefable]

This ˜naqaab� thing that you mentioned I find very intriguing � are you ever going to take yours off and show us the real you?

Noorie

With me..WYSWYG principle of Windows goes. I have seen some of the lowest lows in life...but i try to remember the best of the times..and I visualize them all the time...so much so, that I am always in love with life as a whole. I try to reach out to people and love the interaction part more than anything out here. May be we can start a thread on this topic..and work out a scrap book of entries.. I can see Reeth coming out with his guns blazing..

Zindagi kitni khoobsurat hain....Aaayiyein aap ki jaroorat hain..

This post has been edited by simplefable: Apr 11 2008, 11:06 PM

[noorie]

Zindagi kitni khoobsurat hain....Aaayiyein aap ki jaroorat hain..

It’s “zaroorat”, and the answer would be a straightforward ‘no’.

*Some* folks here just can’t wait to be rid of me, and who knows this time they might actually see it come true.

*begs everyone to put down their rosaries*

Now let’s do a prayer to put an end to world strife – that’s equally important I suppose, or am I just a foolish visionary?

Noorie

[noorie]

May I make a formal request to everyone here.
Please stop quoting my posts people; those numbers are driving me crazy <-----more. ) Thanks.

Noorie

[simplefable]

Now..as i trampled all over Reeth's thread...i hope he will forgive me after seeing this little post of mine..

Match Made in Heaven

A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both died.

At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. "Sir, you have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can be married in Heaven?" "Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever being a marriage in Heaven. Well, let's take it up with God and see what he says." So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a moment, pondering the request. Then he looked down and said, "Come back in five years and ask me again."

Five years later, the couple approached God again, even more in love than ever and pleading that he allow their marriage. God paused for quite a while, musing over their request.

Then he spoke, "Come back in five years and ask me again." And once again, five years later, the couple was again in the presence of God, more in love than ever and begging God's permission for the third time
to marry. This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my children, you may marry!"

Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception was huge, everyone thought the bride was simply breathtaking and the groom was soooo handsome, and everyone was happy!

Until... Two years later, the couple was back before God, and things were not looking so good. The couple had come to the realization almost immediately that although marriages were made in heaven, they didn't last very long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come to terms
with the situation, they had decided there simply was no alternative but to get a divorce.

Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the sky, and the ground shook with explosive thunder. God glared down at the tiny couple before him, his face becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?!
Impossible!!! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven!

Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

This post has been edited by simplefable: Apr 11 2008, 11:14 PM

[Reeth]

May I make a formal request to everyone here.
Please stop quoting my posts people; those numbers are driving me crazy <-----more. ) Thanks.

Noorie

Huh sorry........

Now..as i trampled all over Reeth's thread...i hope he will forgive me after seeing this little post of mine..

Match Made in Heaven

A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both died.

At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. "Sir, you have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can be married in Heaven?" "Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever being a marriage in Heaven. Well, let's take it up with God and see what he says." So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a moment, pondering the request. Then he looked down and said, "Come back in five years and ask me again."

Five years later, the couple approached God again, even more in love than ever and pleading that he allow their marriage. God paused for quite a while, musing over their request.

Then he spoke, "Come back in five years and ask me again." And once again, five years later, the couple was again in the presence of God, more in love than ever and begging God's permission for the third time
to marry. This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my children, you may marry!"

Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception was huge, everyone thought the bride was simply breathtaking and the groom was soooo handsome, and everyone was happy!

Until... Two years later, the couple was back before God, and things were not looking so good. The couple had come to the realization almost immediately that although marriages were made in heaven, they didn't last very long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come to terms
with the situation, they had decided there simply was no alternative but to get a divorce.

Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the sky, and the ground shook with explosive thunder. God glared down at the tiny couple before him, his face becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?!
Impossible!!! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven!

Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

[noorie]

-Noorie-

[simplefable]

From the notice in a hotel room in china..


In case of a fire, lower yourself to the level of the ground and stay there.


unfortunately i didnt had my camera to take a picture.

[parag_sankla]

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take

your house and car with them.