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Posted by: khawar Sohail Mar 9 2011, 07:21 AM

Is there only one WK left in pak? There are only two explanations for his wicket keeping. Either he is fixing or he has hands made of wax. I assume that because presently PCB is dominated by punjabi people, and KA being lahori has a powerful backing. Thats why inspite of his dismal performance no body dare drop him. As Ian Chappel said" Even if he is as good as Bradman as batsman, he will always be giving more runs as a wicket keeper due to drpped catches". Only in pak such incompetent people can flourish!!!

KSS

Posted by: khawar Sohail Mar 10 2011, 05:04 AM

Whats common between Michael Jackson and kamran akmal?

Ans: Both wear gloves for no reason!!!!

Posted by: yogihit Mar 10 2011, 01:59 PM

Posted by: yogihit Mar 10 2011, 07:32 PM

Kamran's favourite movie: Catch Me If You Can

Hope that Kamran's wife doesn't let him hold their babies.

Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey


Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him."
And why did Adnan Akmal become a keeper? Since too many balls kept going into the bush behind the pitch when Kamran was keeping

Why can't Kamran Akmal be a Pakistani team selector? Because he will keep dropping everyone from the squad!"

Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus! "

Kamran legacy: kamran could be a good brand ambassador for Save water campaign. "Every drop counts"."

Posted by: khawar Sohail Mar 11 2011, 08:04 AM

I liked these halarious one-liner jokes. khawar