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Pradeep
post Nov 17 2003, 02:49 PM
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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye PATRI par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap PATRI par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye PATRI par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

kuch bhi nahin hai tera mol, boli na badi bol, khilona tu maati ka...
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post Nov 19 2003, 03:07 AM
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Aik Sardar Ji Sharab Buhut Petee The.Aik Din Woh Galiyoun Mein Buhut Jhoom Rahe The.
Aik Aadmi Kehne Laga :"Sardar Ji,Ajj Tusi Buhut Peti Hai,Lagda Way K Twanoo Charr Gayi Way."
Sardar Ji:"Kaka,Azay Peti He Nai,Azay Te Mangan Pejiya Way."

Meri Awaaz Suno
Piyar Ka Raag Suno

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post Nov 19 2003, 03:15 AM
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One Boy To His Father:"Abba,Manager Kisi Kehte Hein?"
Father:"Kambahat,Nalaiq.Tujhe Ye Maloom Nahi Hai.La Meri Dictionary,Phir Batata Hoon."

Meri Awaaz Suno
Piyar Ka Raag Suno

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