Life is Tough When You're Stupid Options

[sani_thakur]

Guess There's One Born Every Minute!

Subject: Life is Tough When You're Stupid

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't
have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter. "You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can
order six?" "That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what
happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at
the local Foodland withjust a few items and the lady
behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I
picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by
the cash register and placed it between our things so
they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned
all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking
it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know how
much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my
mind, I don't think I'll buy that today. " She said
"OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had
no clue to what had just happened.....
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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her
floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When
inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was
shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
her car.
Do you need some help? I asked. She replied, "I knew I
should have replaced the battery to this remote door
UN-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think
they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would
have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm,I dunno. Do you
have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote
thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to
me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door,
I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
about the batteries. It's a long walk.
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Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too
swift. One day she was typing and turned to a
secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the
secretary told her. With that, the intern took her
last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the
vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing
generally looked like an extra in Twister." I asked
the manager what had happened. He told me that the
driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in
the back to make a sandwich.
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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect
by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting
it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message
"He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the
suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie
detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
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CONCLUSION: "Life is tough. It's tougher if you're
stupid."