Vikas & Teacher, School jokes Options

[Pradeep]

TEACHER: Why are you late?
Vikas: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Vikas: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Vikas, why are you doing your math sums on the Floor?
Vikas: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Vikas, go to the map and find North America.
Vikas: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS:Vikas!

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Vikas: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Vikas: Your signature on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Vikas: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER:Vikas , give me a sentence starting with "I".
Vikas: I is...
TEACHER: No, Vikas. Always say, "I am."
Vikas: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Vikas : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same
time, What a coincidence!"

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
Vikas : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
Vikas : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Vikas, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Vikas : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Vikas, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your Sister's. Did u copy her?
Vikas: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

[Lata]

He He he he.........reminded me of Suppandi jokes from Tinkle comics