Upgrades Options

[Pradeep]

Below is a letter from a helpless husband (an IT proffessional) to his software engineer.

Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance Drunk 2.0 and Bachlor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General
Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort."

Can you help me, please!!!

Reply from Tech. Support

Dear Software Engineer,

Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with
the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\ APOLOGIZE.

Infact I would suggest u to use this command everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.

[sani_thakur]

Feedback:

Dear Tech Support,

There is yet another solution.

Buy a second computer...and then one can be used for Girlfriend 7.0, and the other for Wife 1.0.

[kishorefan]

good suggestion, as long as you don't network those 2 PCs together!

regards,
kishorefan

[Nimii]

wah kya techno talk ho rahi hai idar?

N :EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Pradeep]

[Chitralekha]

[Lata]

nehle pe dehla kya??????

[Pradeep]

Simple.. husband should kiss and inject a boot sector virus into wife 1.0 and then wife will never be able to come up Also keep upgrading GIRLFRIEND 7.0 so that she could provide more value added services to you. But never change her status to WIFE anyversion... * BEWARE *

[Chitralekha]

First of all, upgrading Girlfriend software will cost you a fortune and once up and running, Girlfriend 7.0 will take up all resources and make the machine crash. Only way out would be to uninstall Girlfriend 7.0.

[Nimii]

or one has to upgrade the system to manage the Girlfriend Version 7.0

now that would be not only costly but pure hardwork hehehehehe

N