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[Sharmila-Sweet]

If Amir acts in Chak De India

1.Aamir would have kissed preety sabarwal.

2.Aamir would have stolen d script from jaideep sahni/smit amin and claim that he was the director of cdi.

3.Aamir would have kissed vidya sharma with several retakes.

4. In the scene where bindia naik seduces kabir khan....aamir wud have slapped bindia naik so as to create more dramatic feel.

5. Aamir would have kissed aliya bose.

6. When aamir first appears in front of the players he would be dressed as joker and would be entertaining the grls with a song.

7. In interval scene Aamir will participate along with the girls to kick boys' asses.

8.Finals would be between India and pakistan and not India and australia so as to create even more dramatic feel

11. In the beginning kabir khan would be a cynic/immatured/carefree hockey player and later due to circumstances, would transform into a gr8 coach

12. ....and finally after match finishes Aamir would marry komal(height factor)

[Sharmila-Sweet]

Amir Khan and RA-1