A Little Perspective Goes A Long Way |
A Little Perspective Goes A Long Way |
itschahat |
Feb 12 2008, 11:52 AM
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A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar?"
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?" "No," says the bum. The man then asks, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum says, "No." So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?" ---------- - Chahat My collection of the best valentine day sms: http://www.SMSFunOnline.com |
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