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Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:46 PM

Starting a thread to post all sorts of PJs.

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:48 PM

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
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because her name became Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:49 PM

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... .....

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:49 PM

BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:50 PM

santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:51 PM

One day Ravan went to a disco....... ........ ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:53 PM

who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:54 PM

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:56 PM

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:57 PM

if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

????????? ?

?

?

?

it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

Posted by: hildebrand Dec 19 2009, 03:59 PM

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata

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Bcoz

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)