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| itschahat |
 May 1 2008, 03:07 PM
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Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside. Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the ceiling. Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel? A: Itch-hiking. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A: Big holes all over Australia! Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air? A: A dead centipede. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites. Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: It was a moth-ball. Q: What game do cows play at parties? A: Mooosical Chairs. Q: What do you call a multistorey pig pen? A: A sty scraper. Q: What do you give a horse with a cold? A: Cough stirrup! ---------- - Chahat All kind of jokes and funny sms: http://www.SMSFunOnline.com |
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| simplefable |
May 1 2008, 03:13 PM
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 Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
 Itschahat....YOU are sorely missed..Where have you been ?  After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
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| pakikid07 |
Jul 2 2008, 12:20 AM
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haha..that was funny
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