Gujarati Ingenuity.... |
Gujarati Ingenuity.... |
viquar |
Oct 9 2007, 12:37 PM
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 852 Joined: 23-March 04 From: India Member No.: 366 |
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Amit Vacchani-Phenkawala, an Indian (Gujarati) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Amit says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Amit says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croatian to leave. 498 people leave the room. Amit says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croatian but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Amit turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhho'. The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama' ********************************************** Is Tarhan Mairay Dil K Bohat Pass Ho Tum Jis Tarhan Pass Sheh Rag K Khuda Rehta hai ********************************************** |
simplefable |
Oct 9 2007, 01:30 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 8613 Joined: 3-August 07 From: ANDHRA PRADESH Member No.: 20340 |
Thanks a lot...Viquar..
After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley "Waqt ne kiya...Kya haseen sitm...Tum rahe na tum..Hum rahe na hum.." geetadutt noorjehan shamshadbegum Anmol Fankaar |
noorie |
Oct 9 2007, 11:31 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Away Posts: 3219 Joined: 21-June 06 Member No.: 6518 |
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Amit turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhho'. The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama' Noorie "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act" "You have enemies? Good! It means that you stood up for something, sometime in your life." |
harihar |
Oct 9 2007, 11:59 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Angels Posts: 1564 Joined: 12-January 06 Member No.: 4243 |
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Music is moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness and a gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true and beautiful..... AND Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. ~Ludwig van Beethoven
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humble_rafi |
Oct 10 2007, 06:55 PM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 2677 Joined: 29-January 05 Member No.: 1609 |
This is really hilarious.Too funny.
I NEVER HEARD AN ANGEL SINGING,YES I HEARD MOHAMMED RAFI SAHAB.
I LOVE THEE RAFI SAHAB Saanson Ki Maala Pay, Simron Main Pi Ka Naam......Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan Sahab |
parag_sankla |
Apr 1 2009, 04:20 AM
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Dedicated Member Group: Members Posts: 14260 Joined: 8-May 06 From: SFO Bay Area, US Member No.: 6005 |
Too good.
Thanks Parag Please visit www.geetadutt.com
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