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Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 20 2005, 08:54 PM
1.Kutta Poonchch kyun hilata hai
Posted by: unni Apr 20 2005, 08:58 PM
Tau kya poonch kuttey ko hilayega? 
Posted by: preety Apr 20 2005, 09:37 PM
kutta hai.... dum hai toe hilaa rahaa hai tere ko kya...
(Sorry ..... you said witty answers 
)
Posted by: SAJJAD Apr 20 2005, 09:55 PM
tu bhi hila 
Posted by: asad Apr 20 2005, 10:51 PM
taaki bewaqoofi ke sawaal poonchhe jaa sakein
Posted by: aahat Apr 20 2005, 11:01 PM
Yeh andar ki baat hai.
Nahin to kya aap hila sakte hai?
Kutta ko hila sake, poonch mein yeh dam nahi,
... kutta se poonch khud hai, poonch se kutta nahi!
Khushboo phool se hoti hai,
... naam chaman ka hota hai.
Poonch apne aap hilti hai,
... badnaam kutta hota hai!
Posted by: Talaikya Apr 21 2005, 12:09 AM
I have a fairly simple one:
Because he can!
Posted by: hits Apr 21 2005, 01:58 AM
Kyonki half a life is better than no breath.
Nahin samjhe?
Well, if you stop trying to make sense of it all, you'll be less confused. After all, reality is an illusion.
How'z that relevant?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
Okay, now you catch the drift….
...yes, I meant the other one
To phir kutte ne poonchh aakhir kyon hilaya?
Well, 'coz he doesn't understand music, but enjoys it.
Posted by: YaarMere Apr 21 2005, 06:44 AM
That was a good 1.(Sorry ..... you said witty answers
)He did say "witty"... perhaps he sud have defined wit 4 u.
A tad on the rude side.(Sajjad ji, those were great pictures u posted up in MAS... never seen the first 1. He looks so handsum)
Dude that was a knee slapper!Yeh andar ki baat hai.
Nahin to kya aap hila sakte hai?
Kutta ko hila sake, poonch mein yeh dam nahi,
... kutta se poonch khud hai, poonch se kutta nahi!
Khushboo phool se hoti hai,
... naam chaman ka hota hai.
Poonch apne aap hilti hai,
... badnaam kutta hota hai!
Okay...
I have a fairly simple one:
Because he can!
Did u just reply 4 the sake of replyin?
Nahin samjhe?
Well, if you stop trying to make sense of it all, you'll be less confused. After all, reality is an illusion.
How'z that relevant?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
Okay, now you catch the drift….
...yes, I meant the other one
To phir kutte ne poonchh aakhir kyon hilaya?
Well, 'coz he doesn't understand music, but enjoys it.
This was clever 
Posted by: Talaikya Apr 21 2005, 09:09 AM
That was a good 1.He did say "witty"... perhaps he sud have defined wit 4 u.
A tad on the rude side. Dude that was a knee slapper!Okay...
Did u just reply 4 the sake of replyin?
This was clever ... someone employed your expertise??
Posted by: preety Apr 21 2005, 09:32 AM
tsk tsk...you were supposed to be witty with the question not with the replies... witty is defined as able to say clever thing... now perhaps you can answer the Question asked...i.e.
Posted by: preety Apr 21 2005, 09:36 AM
btw there is one more such question kutta apna tongue bahaar kyo rakhta hai... the answer is kyoki badi lambi hoti hai uski tongue andar fit nahi hoti (ok that was a pj )
Posted by: AzgarKhan Apr 21 2005, 12:29 PM
Yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein
Jab bachcha raath ko maa ko rulata hai
Tab kutta poonch Hilata hai
LOL
Posted by: spbobby Apr 21 2005, 01:29 PM
Yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein
Jab bachcha raath ko maa ko rulata hai
Tab kutta poonch Hilata hai
LOL
aur maa kaiti hai soja bacha nahi to kutta punch hilaega
Posted by: YaarMere Apr 21 2005, 08:31 PM
Ms T that was so funny! It is like just, just a fancy way of sayin 'blend away'. I laughed so much. Im a bit gutted abt it to be honest!
Still friends tho?
Posted by: Talaikya Apr 21 2005, 09:31 PM
The rest I got, what on earth does this mean?? Are we speaking the same language??
Sure, as long as you're friendly
Posted by: aahat Apr 22 2005, 04:54 PM
Kutta kutta gadha gadha, poonch hilaana jaane hai,
... Jaane na samjhe bande anjaane, jaanvar sabhi jaane hai!
Posted by: /ShaaNAwaaz\ Apr 23 2005, 11:41 AM
aapke Sawaal ka jawaab dene ki koshish ki hai .ummed hain aap mutassir honge .
There are two type ka kutta's , depending on dum hilaana .
1) Conventional style (rural) . 2) Bombay style
conventional style means dog wagging tail in horizontal manner . normal way .
Bombay style meaning dog wagging tail in vertical manner .
Why ?
ok ,
you see in rural india we have a lot of space , and thus conventional style persists ,
wheras in bombay , even for a Dog to wag in horizontal style , " jagah nahi milti " , thus they have adapted that vertical style .
aainda se aap , zara dhang ke sawaal kiya karien , amma yaar kab tak hum masoom log apne aap ko sambhalenge . lol .
Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 30 2005, 11:42 AM
Hats off to all of u guys.
Here is from me:
Kutta pooncchh isliye hilata hai kyun ki
1) Kutta poonchh se bhari hota hai. Poonchh bhari hoti to kutta hilta
2) Apni wafadari ka izhaar karne ke liye.
3) Taaki log ye kahawat bana saken: Kutte ki tarah dum hilana.
Posted by: bawlachintu Jul 11 2005, 07:33 PM
Now the next one.
Ladki Bidai ke waqt roti kyun hai.
Posted by: zankib Jul 13 2005, 11:19 PM
Ladke ko demo deti hai, Shaddi ke baad use kaise rona hai
Posted by: preety Jul 17 2005, 10:53 PM
Khushi ke Aansu.... they get their very own punching bags
Posted by: bawlachintu Jul 22 2005, 07:07 PM
Teri to abhi hui nahin..........shaadi.
Tere ku kaise maloom 
Posted by: preety Jul 22 2005, 07:40 PM
Tere ku kaise maloom
shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko maalum hai naa ladkiyan rotee hai bidaai ke time...to phir!!!
Posted by: Nimii Jul 22 2005, 07:47 PM
pati ko pataane ke liye isse accha technique aur kya ho sakta hai
Biwi ko rote kaunsa pati pasand karta hai aur woh bhi nayi naveli dulhan ko
N
Posted by: divyanjali Jul 22 2005, 10:54 PM
though its not a reply to the above Q..but felt like sharing here..
"International symbol of marriage is Approved by the UN
New York On April 21, 2005, After 5 months of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights of the United Nations approved the new International Symbol of Marriage. "
well..well..this can be one ans for ur Q....
just thought it...
so please take it as my ans..
actually vo apne pati ka haal soch ke rone lagti hai jo ab hone wala hai.. 
Posted by: NATURE Jul 23 2005, 01:40 AM
Bahut achchhaa Sawaalaaten karte hai aaplog ( U ask very good Questions .. )
Well, main ne kuchh din pehle ek movie dekhaa thaa naam hai "Rang Birangi " ..
Amol Palekar, Parveen Babi, Deepti Naval, Farooq Sheikh.... wohaan par Amol Ji ke
Poonchh thodaa sidhaa karne keliye humaare Haasya Abhineta Deven Verma Ji koi
Dusri movie ki Theory shaayad apply karte hai, us dusri movie ki naame hain
"Pati Patni aur wo" ... kya aaplog bataa sakte hain ye "Wo" Kaun hain ? ( ) ....
HF ke Auraton zaraa maharwaani karke bataayenge ye "Wo" kya hain aur aaplog
Ye "Wo" sunke kitnaa gussaa hote hain ? 
....
----------------------------------- IN ENGLISH -----------------------------------------
Well, I watched a movie somedays before, name "Rang Birangi" ... Amol Palekar,
Parveen Babi, Deepti Naval, Farooq Sheikh ... there, to make Amol Ji's Tail slightly
Straight, Our Comedy Actor Deven Verma might used the Theory of some another movie
The name of that another movies is "Pati Patni aur Wo" ... Can u tell what does that
"Wo" mean ? ( ) .. The HF Ladies, can u kindly tell what this "Wo" is ? and why u
Become So angry when u hear about this "Wo" ? .....
**********************************************
BTW, DIVYANJALI JI .. Nice Picture, do u have any kind of xperience ??? ...
Posted by: divyanjali Jul 23 2005, 10:01 AM
Well, main ne kuchh din pehle ek movie dekhaa thaa naam hai "Rang Birangi " ..
Amol Palekar, Parveen Babi, Deepti Naval, Farooq Sheikh.... wohaan par Amol Ji ke
Poonchh thodaa sidhaa karne keliye humaare Haasya Abhineta Deven Verma Ji koi
Dusri movie ki Theory shaayad apply karte hai, us dusri movie ki naame hain
"Pati Patni aur wo" ... kya aaplog bataa sakte hain ye "Wo" Kaun hain ? (
) ....HF ke Auraton zaraa maharwaani karke bataayenge ye "Wo" kya hain aur aaplog
Ye "Wo" sunke kitnaa gussaa hote hain ?
.... **********************************************
BTW, DIVYANJALI JI .. Nice Picture, do u have any kind of xperience ??? ...
Nature...jaise aap log biwiyon ke WO ke baare me sunte hi jal-bhun ke raakh ho jate ho vaise hi biwiyaan bhi ho jate hain...
abt ur secong Q, which is exclusively for me.. to tell u abhi tak to experience nahi hai par ho hi jayega aanewale saalon me...
Posted by: myawan Jul 24 2005, 10:24 AM
1) Ladki is liy roti hai ke agar woh nahin roe gi to log kya kahain ge.....
2) Ladki is liye roti hai ke yeh aakhri din hai jitna rona hai ro lo, baad main to ghar wala hi roe ga...... (Nimii can elaborate more)
Posted by: Nimii Jul 24 2005, 11:03 AM
Why me MYAWAN JI?? Jaise mere ko pehle se hi sasural ka experience ho..(the only sasural I know of is CENTRAL JAIL)
Apne ghar walon ko rulaana vaise to mere liye baayi haath khel hai aur HF waalon ko, to bataane ki zarurati hi nahi
N
Posted by: suhana_safar Jul 24 2005, 11:30 AM
Kutta poonch isliye hilata hein kyoon ke woh keh raha hein
Mujhe insaan nahi ban-na hein
Wafadari bhool jaunga.
Posted by: bawlachintu Jul 24 2005, 02:18 PM
Apne ghar walon ko rulaana vaise to mere liye baayi haath khel hai
aur HF waalon ko, to bataane ki zarurati hi nahi N
That's true about you
Waise bahut badiya jawab aaye hain. Bandhu Log Next question ka intezaar karen
chin 2
Posted by: bawlachintu Jul 24 2005, 02:20 PM
Tere ku kaise maloom
shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko maalum hai naa ladkiyan rotee hai bidaai ke time...to phir!!!
Preetti,
Jawab dene mein jaldi karti ho. Sawal ye hai, kyun roti hain??????????????
Posted by: preety Jul 24 2005, 02:22 PM
Tere ku kaise maloom
shaadi to aapki bhi nahi hui (shaayad) pur aapko maalum hai naa ladkiyan rotee hai bidaai ke time...to phir!!!
Preetti,
Jawab dene mein jaldi karti ho. Sawal ye hai, kyun roti hain??????????????
are bola to....... khushi ke aansu rok nahi paati to roti hain...
Posted by: zippoo Jul 25 2005, 09:34 AM
Woh isliye roti hai ke uska hone waale pati ke paas dhan, daulat, gaadhhi, bangla sub kuchh hai magar HF mein trusted membership nahin hai. Ab woh apni saheliyon ko kya moonh dikhayegi.
Posted by: divyanjali Jul 25 2005, 10:22 AM
zippooji
ab shaadi vivah ke beech aur dulha dulhan ke beech ye HF kahan se aa gaya..
T-ship dilana koi badi baat nahi hai nayi naveli vadhuon keliye...unke sorce bahut tagde hain...
Posted by: bawlachintu Jul 25 2005, 01:57 PM
are bola to....... khushi ke aansu rok nahi paati to roti hain...
Posted by: Nimii Jul 25 2005, 03:07 PM
Preetz HF mein TMship has become more difficult than getting a visa to going abroad
N 
Posted by: preety Jul 25 2005, 05:16 PM
N
mujhe to lagta hai log d/l karne ke liye utnaa pareshaan nahi hai aaj kal jitna trusted kehlaane ke liye
doubtful kaun hona chahega yahaa
Posted by: Nimii Jul 25 2005, 05:19 PM
woh bhi sahi.. mebbe the TMship should be re-named as something else
What shall we call it?
N
Posted by: NATURE Jul 25 2005, 05:35 PM
I already asked but nobody (especially HF Ladies) replied so far, therefore asking again ...
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Dekhiye Divyanjali Ji .. main kisi "Wo" kaa naam sunke Gussa nahi kartaa ...
Aap kisi "Wo" ke baaremein soch sakte hai, main shikaayat bhi nahi karoongaa ..
Par ye "Wo" hai kya, uskaa jawaab to dijiye ....
----
Haa aur ek mazeki baat kaano mein aarahaa hai .. aajkaal ke jo "Ladkiyaan"
"DOLL", "DOG", "TEDDY BEAR" etc etc They like very much ..
It's a Psychology now not just a Fashion, am I rite ? what about the HF Ladies ?
Do they always take such things whenever/wherever they go or keep these with
Them while Sleeping .. kya is maamle mein "HF Ladies" kuchh Roushni daal sakte hai ?
*****************
Nimmi Ji aapke baayen haath kaa Khel to samajh mein aagayaa, ab zaraa daayen haath kaa
Khel to bataaiye, matlab kya kya khel aap khel sakte hai apne daayen haath se ? ...
Posted by: bawlachintu Aug 8 2005, 03:13 AM
What shall we call it?
N
It may be called:
AKJB scheme
(Admin Ki Jai Bolo)
Posted by: bawlachintu May 28 2006, 03:54 PM
Reviving the thread with a new question:
Neta aur Abhineta mein kya farq hai
Posted by: Nimii May 28 2006, 08:27 PM
Abhineta se Abhi ko maaro goli .. kya milta hai !! 
waheech NETA!
Ab main chali tata!
N
Posted by: oye_sonu May 28 2006, 08:31 PM
Reviving the thread with a new question:
Neta aur Abhineta mein kya farq hai
Arey bhai simple hai Abhineta Reel life mein acting karte hai.........Neta real life mein acting karte hai
Sonu
Posted by: Nimii May 28 2006, 08:32 PM
Sonu good one man!!!!!!!!!!!
N
Posted by: azad May 28 2006, 08:36 PM
Neta aur Abhineta mein kya farq hai
Maaf kijiyega, mujhe to sirf "Abhi" ka farq dikhai deta hai, baaki ke to dono to hi neta hain.
Posted by: oye_sonu May 28 2006, 09:58 PM
Neta aur Abhineta mein kya farq hai
Maaf kijiyega, mujhe to sirf "Abhi" ka farq dikhai deta hai, baaki ke to dono to hi neta hain.
bahut acha kaha Azad bhai.
Abhi(now)...so Abhi-neta(just for some time..till movie)................ but real neta== once a neta always a neta( kabhi nehi apna rang chodunge)
Attaching a pjabi desi comedy clip on Neta..... A neta's wife want to have divorce ..check it..
.i hope u understand it.(not difficult pjabi) Neta log haye haye
Sonu
Posted by: bawlachintu May 29 2006, 10:45 AM
Attaching a pjabi desi comedy clip on Neta..... A neta's wife want to have divorce ..check it..
.i hope u understand it.(not difficult pjabi) Neta log haye haye
Sonu
Posted by: bawlachintu Jun 29 2006, 01:23 PM
Next question:
What would have been the name of film "Krish", with Akshay Kumar
as hero??
Posted by: Nimii Jun 29 2006, 01:27 PM
Akshay Kumar ka pata nahi.. agar Emran Hashmi hoto it would be
"KISS"
Posted by: sbiswas2005 Jun 29 2006, 01:35 PM
Next question:
What would have been the name of film "Krish", with Akshay Kumar
as hero??
Agar Akshay Kumar hota to zaroor iska naam hota "Khiladi Krish".
SB
Posted by: bawlachintu Jul 1 2006, 10:06 AM
Let me try. Khiladi series is over.
So, most suitable name would be
KRISH-AK (kisan-the farmer)
Posted by: bawlachintu Feb 7 2007, 09:49 PM
Next question:
What is the difference between a sycophant and an elephant
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Feb 8 2007, 12:03 AM
the elephant blows its own trumpet?
Posted by: bawlachintu Feb 8 2007, 11:57 AM
the elephant blows its own trumpet?
Trumpet+elephant=Telephant 
Haven't seen any male elephant blowing(read:destroying) trumpet.
Anybody else, please
Posted by: bawlachintu Feb 8 2007, 11:59 AM
Chappad Singh ji welcome to my thread 
Posted by: Nikita Choudhary Feb 8 2007, 12:52 PM
Next question:
What is the difference between a sycophant and an elephant
sorry to ask BC ji, but what is a sycophant ??
Niki
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod Feb 8 2007, 01:14 PM
sigh
an elephant blows its own trumpet (the aawaaz an elephant makes....its trunk etc)
a sychophant jiski chamchagiri kar raha hai uska trumpet blow karta hai
but..sigh..i can see its futile trying to explain
Posted by: bawlachintu Feb 8 2007, 02:41 PM
sigh
an elephant blows its own trumpet (the aawaaz an elephant makes....its trunk etc)
a sychophant jiski chamchagiri kar raha hai uska trumpet blow karta hai
but..sigh..i can see its futile trying to explain
Good reply
No more replies, folks??
Posted by: goldfinger Feb 9 2007, 12:32 PM
Next question:
What is the difference between a sycophant and an elephant
sorry to ask BC ji, but what is a sycophant ??
Niki
syc·o·phant -A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.
http://www.answers.com/topic/sycophant
Posted by: bawlachintu Mar 27 2007, 11:22 AM
Abhi radio par ek gana sun atha, usme se:
Doctor ke kaam ko "practise" kyun kehte hain???
Posted by: bawlachintu Mar 28 2008, 05:39 PM
No takers ??
Posted by: simplefable Mar 28 2008, 07:40 PM
May be they believed that Practice makes them perfect ! 
Posted by: azad Mar 28 2008, 08:29 PM
Handwriting se hi pata chal jaata hai ki kabhi perfect hona hi nahin hai, practice hi chalta rahega.
Posted by: bawlachintu Mar 30 2008, 07:11 PM
Most of the time they do practice only, by trying new stuff
on patients, suggested by MRs
Posted by: Dharmaan Khan Mar 31 2008, 08:28 AM
Kadar Khan ek film mein doctor hota hai (pyar ka mandir 1988 if my memory serves me right)
woh patient (asrani) se bolta hai:
"tum mujhse operation karwa lo, agar operation kaamyaab hua to TUMHE pata chal jayega ke main dotor hoon"
Asrani bolta hai:
"agar operation NA kaamyaab hua to??"
Kadar bolta hai
"to MUJHE pata chal jayega ke main doctor Nahin hoon"
Posted by: azad Mar 31 2008, 06:06 PM
, good one.
Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 1 2009, 10:37 PM
You are asked to write a one line musical review of the film
"Hum appke hain kaun".
What will it be?
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 1 2009, 11:31 PM
You are asked to write a one line musical review of the film
"Hum appke hain kaun".
What will it be?
Personal Wedding VCD / DVD
Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 6 2009, 10:30 PM
You are asked to write a one line musical review of the film
"Hum appke hain kaun".
What will it be?
Personal Wedding VCD / DVD
Any more
Posted by: preet Apr 9 2009, 09:18 PM
this movie is all about sur- taal ka milan... where madhuri is sur and Salmaan is taal
Posted by: mmuk2004 Apr 9 2009, 10:20 PM
this movie is all about sur- taal ka milan... where madhuri is sur and Salmaan is taal
Okay, sur-taal in n out of sasuraal, that's the short n "tall" of it...
Hi Preet, nice to see you around
Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 9 2009, 11:11 PM
Next question- Banna "hariyala kyun hota hai "
aur Banni "hariyali" kyun hoti hai
Posted by: Marcilo Apr 9 2009, 11:53 PM
Next question- Banna "hariyala kyun hota hai "
aur Banni "hariyali" kyun hoti hai
sab kuch hariyali (vegetation) se hi "banna"ta hai
Posted by: preet Apr 10 2009, 06:57 PM
both are green around the gills with the imminent catastrophe!
its nice to be here... will try to be regular again!
Posted by: mmuk2004 Apr 10 2009, 11:19 PM
They are a modern responsible couple worried about their carbon footprint... unko green bannna hai...
Lagta hai mind game ko phir se dhakka dena hoga...
Posted by: bawlachintu Apr 11 2009, 12:06 AM
They are a modern responsible couple worried about their carbon footprint... unko green bannna hai...
Lagta hai mind game ko phir se dakka dena hoga...
Surprised many times to see "Sookhi mirchi jaisa dulha " also referred to as
"Hariyala "
Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 12:59 PM
Add suitable/appropriate line to complete the sher
Shama Parwane se kehti hai
...........................................
Posted by: behenji.turned.mod May 21 2009, 02:15 PM
Shama Parwane se kehti hai
main tumhare paas aaoon.....kya kabhi ulti ganga behti hai ??
Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 02:21 PM
Let me add the very common n popular line
Shama parwane se kehti hai
Pare hat, teri naak behti hai 
Posted by: HumTum May 21 2009, 02:25 PM
Bawlachintu bhai..
I was thinking along other lines..
Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 03:27 PM
Yahan likhne layak nahin ho to pm kar do
Posted by: HumTum May 21 2009, 03:41 PM
Nahin, Govinda ka ek gaana yaad aaya tha. Posted by: bawlachintu May 21 2009, 03:57 PM
Kaunsa STOP THAT
Daddu pehne diaper, chashme par unke wiper
Posted by: HumTum May 21 2009, 04:02 PM
Daddu pehne diaper, chashme par unke wiper
Posted by: bawlachintu May 22 2009, 11:01 AM
Posted by: bawlachintu Sep 8 2009, 01:38 AM
Going thru the recent happenings on HF,
a question flashed in my mind-
"What is the difference between an opinion and an onion."
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